New Haven High School - Yellow Jacket Yearbook (New Haven, OH)

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CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of New Haven High School, Village of New Haven, County of Huron, Commonwealth of Ohio, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament, in manner and form as follows: ITEM: To Mr. Townsend, our Supt., we hereby give and bequeath a pair of roller skates to go after all future sneaks to the slophouse now that it has been moved, all fake excuses and signed and unsigned absent slips, and all extra loafing room in the office. ITEM: To Mrs. Smith, our Annual Advisor, we hereby give and bequeath all future annuals to be sold after school is out, any kind of a headache that runs in this line of duty, and all copied trial balances and forged typing papers we have slipped over on her. ITEM: To Mr. Myers, our Vo-Ag. teacher, we hereby give and bequeath all un- finished project books to figure out, all future sheep sales in cold weather, also another trip to Kansas City next year. ITEM: To Miss Kuhn, our music teacher, we hereby give and bequeath twelve new erasers, all off-keyed tenors and basses, and best of all twelve empty seats in our home room to be filled by anyone who thinks he can fill any of them. ITEM: To Mrs. Roe, our Class Advisor, we hereby give and bequeath all head- aches with future class plays, all speech makings and all future Literature classes who make it as shiney as we did. ITEM: To Mr. Heisler, our Coach, we hereby give and bequeath our sunny dis- positions, big heads, all old gym shoes, all beat up athletic equipment and all the noise we made on the bus, particularly our rendition of Found a Peanut. ITEM: To the junior Class we hereby give and bequeath our home room seats, our ability to get away on sneak day and the time we have to make up. ITEM: To the Sophomores we hereby give and bequeath all our ability to throw erasers, and to be fined for it, and our ability to always have our noses in a book and make the teachers think we study. ITEM? To the Freshman Class we give and bequeath some kind but good advice Always act intelligently and ask the teachers lots of questions about everything and in four years you'll be in the same positions we are now. Besides these items we personally have a few things to leave: ITEM: I, Stanley Cok, do hereby give and bequeath all Football game dates with the twins to 'Erve Sharpless, all circus parties to Louise Diehl and my ability to' do well in all subjects to Gerald Shirey.