New Haven High School - Rocket Yearbook (New Haven, MI)

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It is now the year of 1973 and as we attend the Alumni Banquet of New Haven High, we see many of the students of 1957 gathered around the table. First we talk to the class president, ACE CLOTFELTER, who now is president of Grandma Gerties Snappy Garters. Seated next to Ace is DICK SIEFERT, who was once the bestdressed Senior boy. Now he owns and operates the second hand dress shop on Broadway in Mt. Clemens. JOAN KUCHENMEISTER, the secretary of the class of '57, now cleans guitar strings for Elvis Presley. NINA BRIDGEMAN, treasurer of our class, is now billed in the circus as the world 's tallest woman. Going down the row we also see Student Council member MARIE VAN DE WATER, who is now a powderpuff paratrooper and takes orders from Buck Private Alexy. LEE PHILLIPS, male member of the Student Council in that year, who skipped school many a winter day to play hockey, is now a star for the world champion Detroit Red Wings. Seated at the head of the table is NANCY LUCHTMAN, who is now Mrs. Kandt, and in her spare time has the job of taking embroidery out of pillowcases. Then we spy BUTCH CALHOUN, who owns her own Hot Rod Repair Shop down in Mt. Clemens. Our basketball star of those years, STAN GLEA SON, isn't here tonight because at the moment he is travelling around the world with the world famous Harlem Globe- trotters. BARBARA BRILL, gossip columnist for the New York Daily Tribune, has just finished talking to SIGRID ERIKSSON, a scrub woman on the Transcontinental Boat Line to Sweden. LYLE BEAVNIER isn't doing too badly either. We find he makes gloves for 4 112 fingered men. Alongside Lyle sits KEN SCHRA MM, who raises giant tsetse flies in the Ubangi Swamp. Near him is FRED DRIELTS, who makes glue for broken hearts. MARION KNUST, who is now a famous accordion soloist with Spike Jones, is talking to her old friend BETTY BLACKBURN, now a Baroslevitsinski missionary. BARBARA BLAKE, wife of Fred D:ie1ts, has brought her twelve little Drielts's and is talking to DORIS DESELM about her fifteen little ones fparakeets, that isj. Seated next to Barbara is CARL CENDROW SKI, known all through high school as Cheyenne, now emcee's the Time for Beany show. ANNE KNIFFEL lives at an Old Ma id's Home and pays her board by plucking old maid's chin ha irs. Seated next to her is NEI.SON STEINER, an international war cor- respondent for Kenvosmerlowski, the capital of Boo. Being a triplet in the Senior Play must have affected GLORIA HAGEN and ROSE- MARY TOMASOVIC, for they each have two sets of their own. LEON SEITER, who was a great violinist in this class, now has taken George 's place on T.V. He is talking to RICHARD CIBOR, who is president of the U.S.A. CUnited Stealers Association, that is.J TIGER JOHNSON is now an internationally famous horse trainer fHorse flies, that is.J HAZEL DODDS, who was very quiet in school, now is the sound effects woman on ALICE A DA MS Bop show. JOHN CHAFFEE now works for the Lucky Strike Cigarette Company as a Nicotine Inspector. PAUL SCHULTZ is now the world's famous artist. He draws flies. BOB TESSMER and CA ROL NOLAN are teamed up as a circus act as the skinniest man and the fattest woman. IRENE SAKOWSKI, who is now Mrs. Van DeWater, is chatting with MARY ALBERS, the great opera singer in JOHN SKAWSKI'S production The Floating Petunia , which is now playing in Cl-IARLES Pl1.LIVANT'S Opera House in Meade. 20

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