New Haven High School - Mirage Yearbook (New Haven, IN)

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vmnrira 1923 as l and as roomy as you ? l-low do you feel? said the phy- sician who had been called to attend the seamstress. O sew, sew, but I seam worse to- day and have a stitch in my back. The doctor hemmed and told her she would mend soon. Miss Oberlin, in Grammar Class, called upon Noel Smith to name the personal pronouns. Noel began by naming who, which, what, etc. Miss Oberlin, handing him this little poem. said, If you'll say this little poem, I'm sure you'll have no trouble in remem- bering them. It was as follows: I had a little tea party, This afternoon at three, Three guests were all that were present, just I. myself and me. Myself :ite all the sandwiches, XX hile l dfank up the tea, l also ate the cake And passed it on to me. V. hat Some Of The Students Think Xt hen ice cream grows on macaroni trees, W hen Sahara's sands are muddy, When cats and dogs wear B. V. D.s, That's the time I like to study. I-lubby out to have some fun, Meets some old friends.-Chapter I. Starts for homey is feeling blueg Cant find keyhole.-Chapter II. Mutters somethingg drops the key. X'-.ifie wakes up.-Chapter Ill. XX iiie comes down, opens door. Sco.ds some, then cries.-Chapter IV. Tells her was up with sick friend, Another chapter? No. The End. I I I I 3- 545. l- ! . 1 G ' 'Exif--'iff iii q::.q:E2E?l.Qf lJ:::---- 11'--. 1 ---iizgrggg.-, x .- an un Page One Hund red -one

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illivmnrira 1523 Mr. Heine: Roy, you tell us. Roy: A jungle is an elephant. Lester Mills was always accustomed to being at the foot of the class. His father hearing this asked him why he was always at the foot. Lester said: There's nothing wrong in that. both ends are taught the same. Miss XN'ermuth: Robert, what kind of a point do we put after a declarative sentence ? Robert Lunz: .-X decoration point. Mr. Heine told his agriculture stu- dents to feed their chickens a mixture of sawdust and cornmeal to see what happent d. Gaylord Lake. a freshie. who misunderstood the diet. fed them just sawdust. A few weeks later he crime to school and told Mr. Heine that he tried that sawtlsst diet and set a hen. The eggs hached out three chickens wih wooden legs and another was a woodpecker. it-ni-.r in Grammar Class: lf 1 said lam beautiful. what tense would it ly- -1 Bliss Hberlin: Past, .X man had r deg he named Yance. l'e took him to doctors in France. .Xml quickly they slung Xrays on the lungs 'l'o locate the seat of his pants. Pam' Um- Hnmlred Miss Oberlin calling the roll in grammar class: Now, if you are not here. please answer absent. Pud-'fDoes your fiancee know much about automobiles ? Pete- Heavens, no, she asked me if I cooled my car by stripping the gears. Miss Tonkel called upon Stanley Putman to name three kinds of poetry. stanley. getting this confused with his agficu1t.u'e: 'lhree kinds of poultry are roosters. chickens and hens. Mazy had a little lamb .Xz.d when she saw it sicken, She took it to the canner. And now it's labeled chicken. Good Idea Butch to his Dad: Dad, can you sign your name with your eyes shntf ' his Dad: Nilertainly. my son. Butch: XYell. then. shut your eyes and .sign my report card. Wit and Humor Mr. jones had recently become the f:..her of twins. The minister congrat- ulated him- jones, I heard that the I ond has smiled on you. Smiled on us. said jones, He laughed out loud. Paul S.: Uncle, couldn't a fellow have a fine feed if he was as hungry

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