New Haven High School - Mirage Yearbook (New Haven, IN)

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illllrmnrivn 1923 For Sale-My picture proofs that I had taken at Van De Grifts-Miss Tonkel. XYanted-A seat in the rear of the room so I u'ouldn't need to turn my head to see who is present-Lucile l-lieman. Wanted- XVanted- XVanted XYanted- XYanted XYanted- .-Xn ethics class-juniors. A new car-Kenneth Sweeney. .-X speedster-Gertrude Lare. Some jazz music-Noel Smith. Speed-Martin Meyer. An easy way to make money-The Juniors. XYanted Someone, who is capable of studying, to do my studying- Douglas Blaisiug. XYanted-Something to make my hair grow-Ernest Hyser. XX'anted-High school barber free of charge-The boys. XYanted-Someone to help the girls with their boots-The girls. XX'anted-Spending money for Purdue next year-Noel Smith. XX'anted A class of bright freshmen next year-The teachers. XYanted-More attention given to basket ball-Members of Associa- tion. XYauted-.Xu easier way to publish an annual-Carrie Goeglein. Wanted An alarm clock with an extra good alarm-Jessie Sheehan. XYanted XYanted -.-Xn electric curling iron-Lucile Young. -To graduate without wearing caps and gowns -Nan l,antz, Germania Gerardot. XvZllltt'd-Alf' hair died -Zelda Richhart. For Rent or Sale-All my smiles and frou'ns -Miss Tonkel. XYanted-A smile from Elizabeth Mills-Raymond Young. XYauted-:X chaulfer-Miss XYermuth. Pnge Ninety-eight

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Blllvmnriez 1923 31151 Flint H1111 Tongue Twisters Sister Sheehan saw seven snappy Stniors strolling southward Sunday. Brother Bzaising burnt Bobbie Burns' beautiful brown bloomers. Bobbie Burns brought Bonnie Ber- niece Butler beautiful blooming but- tercups. Master Martin Meyer making many mistakes marched merrily many mil- lion miles moving monkey's muscles. Pete Putman proved Pud pronounc- ed perfect participle pretty poorly. Graceful Germania Gerardot got gout gulping greasy greens. Royal Ralph Richards rolled round rocks round Richhart's rather rugged rabbit ranch. Table Etiquette Carefully tuck your napkin in your collar or you may ruin your vest. Always leave your spoon in your cup while you are drinking: if you take it out someone may swipe it. Never take a second helping: the family may nt-cd it n -xt day. Xeycr pick your teeth at the table- go to your dentist where there is a larger assortment. .-Xlways eat your soup from the in- side of your spoon-there isn't much on the outside. Biscuits should be opened with the lingers if the hostess has failed to piace an axe on the table. Do not drop your saucer on tl1e Hoor. If you feel you must break something, try cracking a joke. Do not use your napkin to drive the flies away from the jam-your hostess may be keeping the insects as pets. Foolish Questions Xkhy do you laugh up your sleeve? Because that is where your funny bone is. XYhat instance is there of a falling out between the fruits in the Garden of Eden? XN'hen the lirst apple caused a lot of trouble for the lirst pair. .-X cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every day. XYhat is it that is spuare and when put into a round receptacle will com- pletely Fill it? .-X square meal in the stomach. In Physical Geography Klr. Heine: XYhat is a jungle? llerniece Chausse gsmiling knowing- lyl. Mr. Heine: .Xlright.vBerniece. Berniece: Jungle was the wife of jupiter. Roy Heath qwaying his hand frant- icallyl. Page Ninety-nine