New Hartford High School - Senior Annual Yearbook (New Hartford, NY)

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The Music Box You Can't Marry Ten Pretty Girish-Bill jamie- iv SOO. You're a Sweetheart -Marion Cotins. Loch Lomond gPat Hannigan. Lonesome Cowboy - Rube Driscoll. Every Now and Then -A ND on report card. Whistle While You Work -jim Herring. Always and Always -Dorie and Bill. I Can Dream, Car1't I? -Bill Fix. Please Be Kind -Reger1t's Board. 11 if if .- H u u in Love's Young Dream -Sloan and Stopper. Thanks for the Memoriesn-N.H. Working My Way Thru, College -CD. Something About a Soldier -Louis Bogdan. You Couldn't Be Sweeter -Bernadette Trosset. l'Truckin' Brasted. Midnight in a Madhouseu-Night before the Sen- ior Annual comes out. ii if ii u With a Song in My Heart -Nan Simon. Love Walked Right In -Burrell and Betsy. I'm Wishing -Carolyn Manning. B O N E R S CCompiled from Class Rooms and Examination PapersD u if An antidote is a funny story that you have heard before. An appendix is a portion of a book, which nobody yet has discovered of any use. A blizzard is the inside of a fowl. A butress is a woman who makes butter. To germinate is to become a naturalized German. A grass widow is the wife of a vegetarian. A mayor is a he horse. The letters M.D. signify mentally deficient. A momentum is what you give a person when they are going away. Mussolini is a sort of material used for ladies' stockings. An oboe is an American tramp.-English. Paraiiin is the next order of angels above seraphims. Period costumes are dresses all covered with dots. A polygon is a man who has many wives. A polygon is a dead parrot. f28 S.O.S. is a musical term meaning same only softer. Homer wrote the Oddity. Pope wrote principally in heroic cutlets. Keats is a poet who wrote on a greasy urn. Poetry is when every line begins with a capital letter. Mandolines are high officials in China. Syncopation is emphasis on a note that is not in the piece. Nearly at the bottom of Lake Michigan is Chicago. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. A mountain range is a cooking stove used at high altitudes. The only signs of life in the Tundras are a few stunted corpses. A circle is a round line with no kinks in it, joined up so as not to show where it began. Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about. The Augustan era was a mistake of Augustus.

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Q FOR WHAT? For what did they tight- Those valiant souls Who sailed across the sea? Did they fight because they wanted to, Or was it for you and me? For what did they die- Those brave young boys- Who gave their lives with a grin? Did they light because they wanted to Or to shield our world from sin? J And what have they gained- Those generous lads- Have we tried to repay their faith? If so, we will keep out of war again, For theirs, if not our own sake. -DOROTHY CLEMENT. QUOTES When shall we three meet again? -Betsy, Burrell, and George. Music hath charms to sooth a savage beast -look at Rube Driscoll. And what is so rare as an A in june? To die, to sleep - Chuck Garvey. Something rotten -Chem lab. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow -before summer vacation. Infirm of purpose -Edgar Mulligan. There has been much throwing about of brains - Snort Norton and Rosie Poole. The best paid plans of mice and men gang aft agley -We tried to get our Senior Essays in on time! No pent-up Utica contracts your powers, But the whole boundless continent is yours -Ruth Steele. Great wits to madness surely are allied fBill Fix. 'Tis distance lends enchantment to the view -jane Ann and Bremer. Masterly in activity 4Gene Madden. Wherefore art thou, Romeo? -Inez Miller. Frailty, thy name is woman -Miss Namon Cully. l27l

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Some of the Things We Seniors have Never Learned in our Four Years of High School How long is a short circuit? Why is it that night falls and never breaks, while day breaks and never falls? Who won the Industrial Revolution? Why they close the banks on Washingt0n's Birthday if he was such an honest man? Which way Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs went? What animals did Bacon and Lamb come from? VUho bottled Eli Whitney's cotton gin? How many feet in Scotland Yard? Why a railroad train always leaves its tracks behind? What people did before the Law of Gravity was passed? Where's Elmer? How does a person sharpen his shoulder blades? Is a three-bodied legislature a freak? What does a Katy-did do? Who was Spinning Jenny? Was Boss Tweed a tailor? Who wore the Whiskey Ring? Why is it that blackberries are red when they are green? Where is Tobacco Road? Where does time march? How fast can you get nowhere? Why does a butter-fly? What does a cir-cuit? What is a sul-phur? How much is the toll on the Wheatstone Bridge? 29 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 Who was Hobo-ken? How long is a to-day? What does a shoe-string? What does a neck-tie? How we got to be seniors? What will happen to the old school when we're gone? Will the frosh get much smaller? What does the Tattler', tattle on? Where is that promised elevator to the third floor? What happened to the room decorating fad started by Prof. Bancroft? Why study since the more you know, the more you forget and therefore the less you know? What will happen to all the maps now that Austria has disappeared? What's the use? Why dates are always hungry when all you have is seven cents? Where has jack Benny? Why other people don't understand us? Why we couldn't have had a four-hour day? Why we can't Whistle While We Work in class? What happened? Why everybody else knows our locker combina- tion ? Which room is the worst sweatshop in school? QThey're all badj. Why is grass green? Why is snow white? What happened to all the snow we shoveled? How come?