New Harmony High School - Jester Yearbook (New Harmony, IN)

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I gl' H E J E S T E It New Harmony, Indiana un H ' U'''' ' ''' U'U 'l ' lllllllllllllllllllllllllllIUIIIllll'llI'll'l'lllll'll'll'lll'llllQ Margie Harris fin Musicl: Reinecke wrote three sympathies. iSymphoniesJ. bark play Teacher: Martha, explain 'unaware' in this sentence. Martha: Unaware is what you put on tirst and take off last. Billy: Mother, do rabbits bark? Mother: Why no, Billy. Billy: Why, in my rabbit book it says 'Rabbits eat carrots and Teacher: Orville, what are you doing? Orville: Nothing Teacher: Lay that aside and do something. . gt- '- ,x . , . ,... -- .er - , .gi ef -...--4.-....,.-4. A STAR INDEED ' ?4L'QfS ' Daughter: Daddy, what's astronomy? Dad: It's those things that grow in children's noses. Run on and now, I'm busy. CAN YO U IMAGINE- Roy Sanders not in a hurry? Frances Heckmann and Charles Given not writing notes to each other? Mary Fretageot not talking? The Pfister girls without a Ryan? Gerald Hurd not talking to Mary Wade a live minute period '? Malcolm Owen and Chelsie Wade not shooting paper wads? Mr. Hecketsweiler not calling on Glenn Bailey in Botany and Civics? Leslie Steelman not acting cute? Bonnie Grimes not talking to Theodore Frayser? Paul York getting sent out of Music class? Myron Cox failing to have his lessons? Mr. Hecketsweiler calling the girls by their first names? Everyone getting out the opportunity hour? Helen Endicott not being taken home at noon a la Buick? Bonnell remaining in his seat longer than three seconds from S to 8130? Guy Freeman with a muffled cough? LENA OWEN, '22, QD E:,,,,,,,,,,, lnunmnmnnnunuumm-mumm Page Fox-ry-seven

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gl H E J E S T E R New Harmony, Inclicma H'U' H 'U' H 'H' 'U' 'U' 'U 'Ulllllfll U 'l'l U'Ul'llU'U 'U'U UUU 5E Roy: Oh, it's just according. Charles Given: Do you think you could care for a chap like me? Frances H.: Yes, if he wasn't too much like you. Leslie Steelman to his father: Dad, can you sign your name with your eyes shut '? Mr. Steelman: Why, certainly, son. Leslie: Well, then, shut your eyes and sign my report card. Mr. Lindley Cto Geometry classlz We are not going' to have that kind of altitude in here. Mr. H.: t'We have carried our History through five wars. Mr. H. fin History IVJ: Glenn, what is the Golden Rule? Glenn Bailey: Do unto yourself as you would have others do unto you. Paulinus Lawless lat piano recitalj 3 What is that charming thing she is playing? Harry L.: A piano, of course. Lida Frieg went to a hotel unaccompanied and discovered that every time she spoke aloud there was an echo. She then made a bold attempt to get in the last word and in so doing talked herself to death. Roy, what is the definition of a kiss '? Roy Sanders: A report at headquarters. Gerald overheard Miss Scheidler telling her children that she would kiss the tirst one to school the next morning. Gerald sat on the fence all night. Leslie Steelman feeling ill the other day, passed a shoe shop and saw a sign, Rubber Heels. He went home and chewed on a piece of rubber all day and the next day was sicker than ever. Charles Given going by the drug store saw some fly paper in the win- dow, full of flies. He went in and asked How much will you take for the currant pie? Mr. Lindley Ito Geometry classy : I know my figure is not good, but you'll have to excuse me. Orum R. fto his fatherb : I don't see any sense to this. I can't nnd the Great Common Divisorf' Mr. Rawlings: Well, haven't they found that yet? They were look- ing for it when I went to school. El .................. .........Ej Imuf- F111 T v-.

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'V To Miss Bertha Phebus Our class adzfiser, and more than that, our frieizd, In Cl1JIJl'6Cl.Clf1'0IZ of her constant 1'llf6I'0-Sf 172 our 'welfare fllldll6'I ZHlflI'I'1lg efforts in our behalf, We, the class of nineteen lzundred and twenty-tu'o. dedicate this evolzmze of The Jester.