New Harmony High School - Jester Yearbook (New Harmony, IN)

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T gd E J E S T E R New Harmony, Indiana 'HH Hn Hun' H H H H H H'U' U V'''llUU'll'llIIIUUll'Illll'IllUllllllIll'lllllllllllllllillllll E Pretty steep, ehg ten cents a hair, wasn't it 'Z Myron Cox: You know the old adage 'Faint heart ne'er won fair v C' Qu! lady' Irma W.: I'm a brunette, you know. Why are you angry at the doctor? Winifred P.: When I told him I had a terrible tired feeling he told me to show him my tongue. Her rosy lips were near to me To kiss her was the best of jokes, And yet, I did not try, for she Was just a dummy made for cloaks. Georgia Perry Qin Music classj : Mendelssohn founded the Louispig Conservatory. CLeipzigJ. Mary F.: Are those apples fit for a hog to eat ? Gladys Chaffin: Try one and see. Miss Vardaman: George, how many ribs have you '? George Ryan: I don't know, I'm too ticklish to count them. CH n. llleceived from the mother of a pupil who had been tardyj : Dear Mr. Teacher: Please excuse Harry for being late yesterday. He slipped on a banana peeling and tore his pants. Hoping you will do the same, I am, Sincerely yours, His Mamma. Glenn B.: Where are you going with those worms, 6shing? Maurice Armstrong: No, I'm just taking them to the river to teach them to swim. You cough easier this morning. Guy Freeman: I ought to. I practiced all night. Mr. H. fin General Science classlz On sugar plantations in the South they raised cane. Mr. H.: What do you use to counteract a poison? Paulinus L.: An anecdote. Ma, teacher was awful mean, said Edmond Richards. Hush, son, you mustn't say that. ' But she was. She asked me for my knife to sharpen her pencil to give me a bad mark. Miss Phebus fin English IV classb : Roy, what is your idea of a man staying single? mlmmm .....................................l3 Page If'-.11 ty-tive

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ZH E J E S T E R New Harmony, Indiana ----------1--H-------1-------------------------------W---- -..---im--------------.H--...-.-.---.---..------H-.1-.-------H I3 Miss French: Mary, I'm afraid you are in love with yourself. Mary Wade: I've got to be. I haven't anyone else to love. Mr. H.: What is the connecting link between the animal and veg- etable kingdoms Paul Y.: Hash. Q77 Margaret A.: The Sophs and Freshies had better cover their heads. Bonnell Glump: Why? Margaret: Because they are looking for wood today. Miss Phebus: What is an allegory? Maurice A.: 'AA young alligator. Mr. H.: What are the products of the Indian Empire?l' Charles Ryan: India-gestion. Mrs. Armstrong: Has that young man ever attempted to kiss you '? Margaret: No, and I have given him every opportunity. Miss Phebus Cto English IV classl : The women in the time of Eliza- beth wore whoops in their skirts. On one of the tombstones in an old English church yard appeared the following: Here lies Jonathan Steele Good and upright citizen, Weighed 250 pounds Open wide ye Golden Gates. Olivia P.: George was the goal of my ambitions, but- Mary F.: But, what? Olivia P.: Father kicked the goal. Dorothy Pool: My ancestors came over with William, the Con- QL1G1'O1'.H Helen C.: That's nothing. My father came overbin the same boat with Mary Pickfordf' Myron Cox fto hotel clerkj : Beg pardon, sir, but could you tell me if there is a man living in this hotel with one eye, named John Hardy? Clerk: Maybe I could help you out. Whats the name of his other eye?', Gerald H. fto Charles Givenlz Did your girl give you the glad hand Charles: Yes, and a kid glove with it. -JH Mr. H.: There is only one barber in town who can cut my hair and I give him fifty cents for the job. E....-mm... I--ml--H El Page Iforty I

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gl H E J E S T E R New Harmony, Inclicma H'U' H 'U' H 'H' 'U' 'U' 'U 'Ulllllfll U 'l'l U'Ul'llU'U 'U'U UUU 5E Roy: Oh, it's just according. Charles Given: Do you think you could care for a chap like me? Frances H.: Yes, if he wasn't too much like you. Leslie Steelman to his father: Dad, can you sign your name with your eyes shut '? Mr. Steelman: Why, certainly, son. Leslie: Well, then, shut your eyes and sign my report card. Mr. Lindley Cto Geometry classlz We are not going' to have that kind of altitude in here. Mr. H.: t'We have carried our History through five wars. Mr. H. fin History IVJ: Glenn, what is the Golden Rule? Glenn Bailey: Do unto yourself as you would have others do unto you. Paulinus Lawless lat piano recitalj 3 What is that charming thing she is playing? Harry L.: A piano, of course. Lida Frieg went to a hotel unaccompanied and discovered that every time she spoke aloud there was an echo. She then made a bold attempt to get in the last word and in so doing talked herself to death. Roy, what is the definition of a kiss '? Roy Sanders: A report at headquarters. Gerald overheard Miss Scheidler telling her children that she would kiss the tirst one to school the next morning. Gerald sat on the fence all night. Leslie Steelman feeling ill the other day, passed a shoe shop and saw a sign, Rubber Heels. He went home and chewed on a piece of rubber all day and the next day was sicker than ever. Charles Given going by the drug store saw some fly paper in the win- dow, full of flies. He went in and asked How much will you take for the currant pie? Mr. Lindley Ito Geometry classy : I know my figure is not good, but you'll have to excuse me. Orum R. fto his fatherb : I don't see any sense to this. I can't nnd the Great Common Divisorf' Mr. Rawlings: Well, haven't they found that yet? They were look- ing for it when I went to school. El .................. .........Ej Imuf- F111 T v-.