New Harmony High School - Jester Yearbook (New Harmony, IN)

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ZH E J E S T E R New Harmony, Indiana ----------1--H-------1-------------------------------W---- -..---im--------------.H--...-.-.---.---..------H-.1-.-------H I3 Miss French: Mary, I'm afraid you are in love with yourself. Mary Wade: I've got to be. I haven't anyone else to love. Mr. H.: What is the connecting link between the animal and veg- etable kingdoms Paul Y.: Hash. Q77 Margaret A.: The Sophs and Freshies had better cover their heads. Bonnell Glump: Why? Margaret: Because they are looking for wood today. Miss Phebus: What is an allegory? Maurice A.: 'AA young alligator. Mr. H.: What are the products of the Indian Empire?l' Charles Ryan: India-gestion. Mrs. Armstrong: Has that young man ever attempted to kiss you '? Margaret: No, and I have given him every opportunity. Miss Phebus Cto English IV classl : The women in the time of Eliza- beth wore whoops in their skirts. On one of the tombstones in an old English church yard appeared the following: Here lies Jonathan Steele Good and upright citizen, Weighed 250 pounds Open wide ye Golden Gates. Olivia P.: George was the goal of my ambitions, but- Mary F.: But, what? Olivia P.: Father kicked the goal. Dorothy Pool: My ancestors came over with William, the Con- QL1G1'O1'.H Helen C.: That's nothing. My father came overbin the same boat with Mary Pickfordf' Myron Cox fto hotel clerkj : Beg pardon, sir, but could you tell me if there is a man living in this hotel with one eye, named John Hardy? Clerk: Maybe I could help you out. Whats the name of his other eye?', Gerald H. fto Charles Givenlz Did your girl give you the glad hand Charles: Yes, and a kid glove with it. -JH Mr. H.: There is only one barber in town who can cut my hair and I give him fifty cents for the job. E....-mm... I--ml--H El Page Iforty I

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gh? E' J E S T E R New Harmony, Indiana ' ' 'l llllmlllmmnunnunnunnnnununnuunnnnnn El Father: Yes, professor, my son is destined to be a great scientist. I presume you have noticed his way of going to the bottom of things ? Professor: Yes, I've noticed it about his classes. A new song hit: There'll be no faculty there! There'll be no faculty there! In Heaven above, where all is love, There'll be no faculty there. Miss Phebus tto Junior boysjz What are you doing back there? Learning anything? One of the boys: No'm, just listening to you. Glenn B.: I say, Mr. Endicott, l'm in love with your daughter. Mr. Endicott: Do something big and clean, my boy, and then come around and talk to me. And Glenn went off and washed an elephant. Don't you feel the call of the irresistible? Sure, let's eat. Roy: Say, Grip, I'm in love. What would you do if you were in my shoes? Grip: Get 'em shined, Roy, get 'em shined. Who was the greatest contortionist ? Oliver Twist. Mr. H. tin History II classj : Doris, will you tell us what a cataract is? ' Doris Pool: A cataract is an animal whose front feet are longer than his hind feet. Frances H. fin Botanybz Miz Hecketsweiler, what is nitric acid used for? Mr. H.: It is sometimes used to get rid of long noses. Mr. H. Cin Commercial Arithmeticl : Robert, what would you ask for if you'd go to the store after groceries ? Robert Franklin: I'd ask them to send them down. History IV: Paul, what men were responsible for the settlement of Jamestown? Paul York: John Smith and Pocahontas. Miss Phebus: Gerald, how do you pronounce 'Djer Kiss? Gerald Hurd: Accent the kiss. Elunnu 1nunnnnmnnmnnmuumuum Page Forty-three

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T gd E J E S T E R New Harmony, Indiana 'HH Hn Hun' H H H H H H'U' U V'''llUU'll'llIIIUUll'Illll'IllUllllllIll'lllllllllllllllillllll E Pretty steep, ehg ten cents a hair, wasn't it 'Z Myron Cox: You know the old adage 'Faint heart ne'er won fair v C' Qu! lady' Irma W.: I'm a brunette, you know. Why are you angry at the doctor? Winifred P.: When I told him I had a terrible tired feeling he told me to show him my tongue. Her rosy lips were near to me To kiss her was the best of jokes, And yet, I did not try, for she Was just a dummy made for cloaks. Georgia Perry Qin Music classj : Mendelssohn founded the Louispig Conservatory. CLeipzigJ. Mary F.: Are those apples fit for a hog to eat ? Gladys Chaffin: Try one and see. Miss Vardaman: George, how many ribs have you '? George Ryan: I don't know, I'm too ticklish to count them. CH n. llleceived from the mother of a pupil who had been tardyj : Dear Mr. Teacher: Please excuse Harry for being late yesterday. He slipped on a banana peeling and tore his pants. Hoping you will do the same, I am, Sincerely yours, His Mamma. Glenn B.: Where are you going with those worms, 6shing? Maurice Armstrong: No, I'm just taking them to the river to teach them to swim. You cough easier this morning. Guy Freeman: I ought to. I practiced all night. Mr. H. fin General Science classlz On sugar plantations in the South they raised cane. Mr. H.: What do you use to counteract a poison? Paulinus L.: An anecdote. Ma, teacher was awful mean, said Edmond Richards. Hush, son, you mustn't say that. ' But she was. She asked me for my knife to sharpen her pencil to give me a bad mark. Miss Phebus fin English IV classb : Roy, what is your idea of a man staying single? mlmmm .....................................l3 Page If'-.11 ty-tive