New Deal High School - Roar Yearbook (New Deal, TX)

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Jfflffff? 011455 W!! Joe Ainsworth wills his voice so loud to Johnny Walden who needs it in a crowd. Clarence Ashmore cheerfully wills his ability as an all-around student to Wayne Teal. Sue Oldham will leave her ability to be smart and hope some girl will have an equally good start. Kay Bohall wills her pony tail to Shirley Donahoo. I think it'll be cute and so will you. John and Jonnie leave their love powders to Betty Hogan and Ladon Akins who will use them a lot in their future rnakins . Virginia Greenhill has her say, too, and she leaves to Donnell Flinn the editor'sjob and says it'll make her blue. ' James S. and Glena P. will leave their hair bleach to Ray L. and Kay Arthur who will someday make a speech. Nadine Thiel, who is Miss Priss, wills to Merle Kelley her ability to kiss. David Ainsworth leaves to Alvie Rowell his ability to build a milking corral. Mary Jane Judkins leaves her office chair to Sue Smith, who is always fixing her hair. Kay Dunlop wills the hair on her chest to one of the girls who can use it best. Beth Covey leaves for one and for all her ability to wink at the boys in the hall. Donald Williamson leaves his old Trombone to Rodney Smith, who thinks fast music's real gone. Arthur Brown will be gone but his memories he gives to Ronald Moreau, who came from the hills. Larry Stephenson hopes to leave his parking place behind to some great kid with sleeping on his mind. Carrol Teeter leaves his Lubbock girls to Bob Greenhill, who already has a pretty good start. Jo Dell Meyers wills the third window from the back on the basketball bus to Kay Arthur, who wouldn't put up a fuss. Shirley Perkins and Glen Dean Price leave their chewing gum power to two of the girls who will use it hour on hour. Ronald Cox, a good old soul, will leave to Billy C. his ability to be bold. Dale Worthan leaves his twelve years behind to the gay at heart and free in mind. The Senior Class of 1957 wills to Mr. Wood a paper-pick-up-stick . To rid his back of the stooping crick .

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61455 P!z'0PHf6'l' Being duly nominated and appointed by the Junior Class of 1957, We, the prophecy committee, switch- ed off our record players and jumped into our TIME machines. We were set for 1967 to look in on our own fellow classmates, the Seniors of 1957. We found them all hale and hearty. Glen Dean Price, desiring to play basketball, is now singing Sweet Georgia Brown with the Harlem Globe Trotters. Glena Phillips, an airline hostess, is still taking pills for air-sickness. Jo Dell Meyers, after a brilliant collegiate career on the hardwood floor, is now earning a living as a torch singer on the night club floor. Donald Williamson, inspired by his performance as Luigi in the Junior play, is now cooking ravioli by candlelight in Sal's Italian Kitchen. Dale Worthan now weighs 300 pounds, is happily married, and the most jestful cess pool cleaner-outer in Texas. After an intensive study of psychology, Beth Covey is now living with the monkeys in Africa. Clarence Ashmore, a farmer, is growing king size cotton trees, but he has his troubles, king size boll weevils. Mary Jane Judkins, secretary in I-lemphill's, is still fighting the Abernathy boys off with a brickbat. James Speer, farming in South America, was carried off by mosquitoes and lost for three days. Kay Bohall, ignoring the fact that girls have to slow down for the curves, is a quick change artist in a New York theatre. Man, What curves!!! John Ford, digging worms for a fishing resort, steers clear of licenses, he says that he's already been hooked on one. Nadine Thiel married a dairy farmer, and then found out that milk cows don't like Yank--ees. Carroll Teeter, now farming south of New Deal, is under the doctor's treatment for a sunburned tongue. Jonnie Looney claims that she was hooked, too. She doesn't like John's earthworms. After ten years in the dairy business, David Ainsworth claims it's not the Yanks, but the jerks that cows dislike. Sue Oldham, now modeling deep sea diver's suits, says that the electric eel gives her a charge. Arthur Brown and Ronald Cox are now prosperous undertakers. Arthur drives the ambulance while Ron- ald finishes off the half-dead victims to assure themselves of another body. Virginia Greenhill has purchased a monkey suit, and is begging Beth Covey to please come home. Larry Stephenson, being a true hot rodder at heart, now has the fastest John Deere in New Deal. Shirley Perkins and Kay Dunlop formed a duet and are now in big business. They are singing the Puri- na Hog Chow Song . Oink! ! ! ! ! Oink!! ! I! . We've traveled far afield, and now we come to our last unsuspecting character, Joe Ainsworth III. He is runningagambling casino in South America, is selling fermented coconut juice, and is really taking those monkeys for a cleaning. La

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