New Britain High School - Beehive Yearbook (New Britain, CT)

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Jw? ,.f.7X ,, W N B H S J',Li ATF? 1' 1 ff' .c,tc,ga,sg,og I 9.3 Class Alphabet A is for Atwater, a smart lad is he, When he graduates, a professor he'll be. B is for Battaglia, a talker is she, Ask Miss Adams, and shell agree. C is for the class, 200 in number lf we all dont pass, some will chop lumber. D is for Day, the youngest of graduates, He thinks about work, and not about dates. E is for Ely, alias Pathe News She's always chasing away the blues F is for failure, lets hope there are none, If we do our work, well surely get done. G is for Greer, an actor is he, Once you see him, l'm sure you'll agree. H is for Horton, a plump lass is she, A second Kate Smith shes certain to be. l for ltalo, an athlete bold, He loves to talk, so I am told. ,I is for johnson, a Peanut is he, When he grows up, a giant hell be. K is for Keller, a most quiet lad, Hes not always good, but he isn't so bad, l. is for Litke, Lorraine is the rest, lf you ask me, l think shes a pest. M 's for McCarthy, our president bright. But. out on the stage he sure is a sight, N is for Neri, with her lovely curls, They are the envy of all ofthe girls. O is for Owen, a tall, quiet miss, When studying her history, shes always in bliss, P is for Peterson, a platinum blonde, She always goes skating on Walnut Hill Pond. Q is for questions that teachers all ask, Answering thems our most difficult task. R is for Reid, a very nice girl, The back of her hair is always in curl. S is for Sara, what a grand cook, She can't make a thing without using her book! T is for tests which we all love to take, But when the time comes, our love turns to hate U is for undergraduates, 2,000 enrolled, Heres hoping they reach the longed-for goal, V is for variety, the spice of life, just think of that when you pick a wife W for White, shes always at ease. And certainly not very hard to please. X for X-cuses, which we all forget, lf you bring them on time, you'll be teachers pet. Y ' is for Yudysky, our red-headed vamp, Her curls unroll, when the weather is damp. Z is for Zevin, full of the old harry, Shell he the Hrst in our class to marry. Dorothy Litke Page Th irly-seven .MTWY Yi i ,.1.,'-1 fg ,fivrxfssesfxfffyy lyyjgr'