New Britain High School - Beehive Yearbook (New Britain, CT)

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IFIIFI BEEHI 1923 VOLUME X I 71716717.0111 Vfzzm 1111! I'1lIl'l'!Il7I. :yi -Nm A Pzlbfisfzed by 1 Q? -75 THE BOARD OF PUBLICATION OF THE SENIOR CLASS OF THE SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL NEW BRITAIN, CONNECTICUT .165

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