New Bloomfield High School - Beacon Yearbook (New Bloomfield, MO)

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Class Wills I, Linnie Frank, will my ability to skip at least two hours a day to David Rogers. I, Charles Pearre. being of almost sound mind and body, will my ability to throw the shot put to Rick Case, which I inherited from Larry Jones. I, Dave Willimas, being of sound mind, will my driving ability to my faithful co-pilot, Steve Smith. (Hang in there Crash Jr.) I. George Spencer, will my ability to use available scraps on school projects to the future maintenance man of N.B. I. Sharon Murray, will my ability to play dodge ball without losing my cool to Theda Mattern. 1, Beverly Baker, will my ability to get my term paper in on time to next year's health class. I. Glenda Hewitt, will ALL my freckles to Debbie Dozier. I. Karen Scrivner. will my ability to stay on the honor roll all four years of high school to anyone who is willing to sacrifice in order to achieve this goal. I, Phil Schobert, will my ability to be on the opposite side of the argument in Contempory Issues to Lyle Finley. I. Bill Palmer, will my ability to get sick on Hobo Day before all the fun starts to Barry Backer. I. John Lee Suttenfield III, being of solid-state mind, will my seat on the A team bench to Bruce Pearre. (Keep practicing those free throws!) I, Wanda Boyer, will my ability to trip over microphone cords to Karen Yancey and Pam Pearre. I. Marla Shoemaker, do hereby will my freckles (all of them) to Becky Cain. I, Stan Guerrant, will my ability to start on the A team my only year that I went out for basketball to Troy Maddox. (Brown nosing helps!) I. Linda Custard, will my ability as one of the great Woodchucks to Debbie Kelley. I. Kathy Sundermeyer, will my ability to get a parking ticket and not the job to next year's job hunters. I. Rodney Goff, will my ability to never have a pencil to next year's history classes. I, Jack Spencer, will my ability to say the right thing at the wrong time to next year's class clowns. I. Wilma Kemp, will my ability to flirt with the boys to Theda Mattern. I. Mary Wylde, the Viking, being of slightly unsound mind and body, will my super huge, two-toned lollipop to all you punky underclassmen. I, Jim Yancey, will my ability as the Great Argler to anyone who can do it! I, Roger Hazlett, will my ability to take shop 3 hours a day to Danny Cave, piccolo player. I, Dufus Dixon, being of unsound mind and unco-ordinated body, do hereby will to Molly Suttenfield my Hobo hair and my Tom, Dick, and Harry P.J.'s. I, Sandra Crawford, will my weird laugh to Rhonda Scrivner. I, Hudson Wilson, will my will to Greg Kessee. (Because he willed his will to me.) I, Keith Caldwell, will the nickname Cowboy to Troy Maddox and the nickname Junior to David Thompson. I, Debbie Colter, will my long hair to Becky Dixon, because she needs it more than I do! I, Marilyn Kennish, will my ability to be No. 1 to Cynthia Schreen and Lynn Gastineau. 26

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Most Likely to Succeed Karen and Wayne Wilma and Hut Most Talented Bill and Wanda Can You Imagine? Bill Palmer singing for Three Dog Night? John Suttenfield as lead guitar for Creedence Clearwater Revival?' Dave Williams as manager of the Allman Brothers? Beverly Baker as the class flirt? Marla Shoemaker without freckles? Kathy Sundermeyer without Gary Scott? Karen Scrivner getting a barefoot E ? Debbie Colter without Eddie Robinette? Fat Kennish being called Skinny Kennish?’ Wanda Boyer without her crunched-up Falcon? Charlie Pearre with his mouth closed? Sandra Crawford not worrying about her bookkeeping? Stanley Guerrant as Crossword Puzzle Champion of the Universe? Sharon Murray single? Wilma not liking boys? Mary Wylde without her little Creampuff? George Spencer without his St. Louis Zoo cap? Linnie Frank spending a full day at school? Phil Schobert bombing Haiphong? Roger Hazlett with black hair and a crewcut? Dufus Dixon being called Donna?' Linda Custard raising woodchucks for the great Callamunga? Rodney Goff in a Spitfire? Jack Spencer as administrator at Fulton State Hospital? Keith Caldwell starring in Midnight Cowboy? Hudson Wilson as George Wallace's campaign manager? Glenda Hewitt dropping a pepperoni pizza on George Wallace's campaign manager ? Jim Yancey in his little red firetruck dunebuggy? 25

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