New Berlin Central School - Crest Yearbook (New Berlin, NY)

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Prophecy Scene: Hades Tours for Weary Souls. Glenn: (Into phone) O. K., I'll be ready.” Mrs. McFarland and Mr. Maloney enter. Glenn: You must be the new guests I was informed about. Won't you be seated? Mrs. McFarland: I had no idea it would be like this. We just arrived today. Glenn: I was wondering if you would ever get here. Shall we begin? Mr. Maloney: You have a nice color scheme here. They enter graveyard. Glenn: It helps--I'm sure you will see and remember a lot of your friends. Ann B.: Stands up eating something. Glenn: Remember how Ann liked those Vermont products? The way she tormented people about them—now she eats only Maple Sugar. Vermont brand of course. Idabell B. stands holding a pan. Glenn: Remember the cooking contest she won in 56, for not cooking? She is doomed to boil water until it sticks to the bottom of the pan. Russ L. and Gloria B. stand up. Glenn: Remember Russ, he's the boy who always rode, and Gloria liked the boys with transportation, now they walk. Glenn: Back here is Harry D., the athlete. He's having a hard time keeping the water-boy job now. Plil C. and Harry are fighting constantly for the job now. Glenn: Remember how the majority always ruled in our class. Down here no maner how Sharon C. votes there is always one more vote for the other side. Glenn: Here is the class financial wizard, Connie H. Now all she does is go broke. Glenn: Roger G. over there now gives all his speeches with his hands tied. Glenn: here is Sminy, always ready with a ditty, swallowed his tongue, what a pity. Glenn: Remember how quiet Janet N., Helen B., Nancy B., Liz K., Connie R. and Donna B. were in school? Now they are in the percussion section of Satan’s Syn- copated Seven. Glenn: We got word that Dick H. Warren P. and Rupe D. didn’t get their hands warm before milking, so now they get slapped all day by cows' tails. Glenn: Here's Marion L. obviously a misplaced person. And here's Edith B., always late-well here she comes back from a date. There's Margie S., the one who married so young. Her husband just got transferred to above and she’s left holding the bag. Since her father owned the Gazette, Pat B. always got ahead, now she wears earmuffs all day long. Glenn: Due to Mr. Feig's principles-like repel, we notice that Nancy W. 's hair is slightly red. Of course she's an exception to the rule. Bill N. had his way with women, he goes out every night to look at them. For two girls named Lizzie, (Betty G. and Liz L.) the men in uniform made them dizzy, but now they frown because they are all broken down. There's Diane A., all packed and ready to go, with transfer papers she's not long for below. Angelo F., last but not least, always liked heat, and now he keeps the home fires burning. Glenn: This concludes our little tour. Mrs. M. and Mr. M. this has been an interesting tour to find out what happened to our former students. Glenn: THIS WAS NO TOUR—HERE'S YOUR SHOVELS AND THERE'S THE COAL- GET BUSY.

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NANCY WHITACRE Whit Look in her eyes and see an angel, Look a little longer and see an imp. MARGIE SIKES Marge I have found my man and I’m • V' HAROLD SMITH SMITTY The teachers always dis- cover my faults, why can't they forget and lock them in vaults? satisfied.

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Cast Will and Zestament We, the class of 1956, of New Berlin Central School, being of sound mind and memory do make, publish and declare this our last Will and Testament. We, the incomparable class of '56, filled with joyous insincerity, complete indifference and being of unsound minds: feel that there is no succeeding class that can inherit or fully appreciate our supreme potentialities. With a dazzling array of optimism we bequeath the following to the aspiring Juniors. This that we leave has been a treasured part of our existence and must be guarded and respected for all time. In the year to come we shall return to see if you are fulfilling your assigned tasks. We realize that to emulate our endeavors will tax you to the utmost of your abilities, however, with extreme effort you too will achieve a glorious end such as ours. Gloria wills to Helen--a lasso to keep the Edmeston boys under control. Liz leaves a map of Colgate Campus to Susan--so that when Sue goes up there next year she can make it without help. Rupe leaves his yodeling to John L. --so that John can be the star of dime dances. Pat leaves to John and Warren an all-purpose trap (once used for men) so they can catch that mink next year. Nancy leaves her red hair to Foster to match his temper. Harold leaves his curly hair, wave set and bobbie pins to Pete and John H. Connie's seemingly innocent expression is left to Ruth. As representative of the ex-Senior Chemistry students, Angelo leaves a bottle of copper sulfate to Ann G. so that she can carry it and admire it. Gloria leaves an extra set of tailpipes to Mary M., in case she finds herself in a snowbank again. Diane leaves to Diane S. exclusive use of the name Diane. Dick leaves his position as official truck driver, furniture mover, ice getter, etc., to Gerald G. Bill leaves his Model A to Barb F. so that the rest of the family can use the car. Marion leaves to Charlotte and Charlie, to carry the Lacey tradition, an alarm clock set five minutes late. Jolly G., leaves to his favorite cousin, Gerald, a bag of pre-polished apples for his use next year so he won't waste his time doing it himself. Liz K. leaves her peroxide to Dave S. to remove ail dark roots. Warren leaves to Jack R., a no-parking sign for the Poverty Lane Road. Idabeli leaves her muscles to Dick M., to aid in next year’s football. Betty leaves to Roger P. her interest in the Gulf Station on North Main Street. Nancy leaves her faint vocal chords to Helen L. to tame that trumpet. Russ wishes he could leave to Rog a non-foul guarantee so he would never have to sit on the bench the last quarter of the last game. To Irene Margie leaves her bail and chain until her man is signed, sealed, delivered. Glenn leaves his desk with ail the Physics and Chem formulas to Bill S.'s use. Liz leaves Mr. Fry a book of tickets to the Colonia so he'll be sure not to miss a single game of Lucky. Helen, as rep of the Psychology Class, leaves to Mr. Green for his future Psychology Class a couch. This will also satisfy Mr. Fry's curiosity about what happens behind those closed doors every sixth period. Janet leaves her quiet ways to Cliff Jones. The class leaves to Mr. Bassett, a special furnace to heat the science lab. Sharon Camp leaves her Majority Rules to the new president, in case he or she had an uncooperative class to deal with. To Don T., Jolly leaves his SUPERB acting ability for future plays. With great pleasure we present on behalf of the Class of 56, a recording of her favorite phrases such as We've been waiting for you, Haven't you been in school long enough to know the need of a pass, and many, many more. This is so she won't have to repeat herself. To occupy the janitors' time, we leave the job of re-installing the clocks in the front of the room, so clock watchers won't be so evident. Mrs. Williams, the sports girls leave an open line to Sherburne for repeated cancellations become necessary. Corrine R. leaves to Mr. Green his beloved chimes to replace the class buzzers. Betty leaves her special lipstick to Jill S. that when smeared on white shirts it become invisible. This is for the re- turn trip from D. C. The Junior Class we will a hat stretcher for their use next year when they arrive at the stage, as Mr. Butts says, where they itch their heads way out here. Harry leaves a cage to Don and Dale. To prevent tempting odor of the delicious food in the Home Ec. Dept, we leave a bottle to Betty F. and Barbara A. The Class leaves its reputation to be divided equally among the succeeding four classes. There will be more than enough for each class. And to close, We the Class of 1956 would like to leave to the Junior Class as a whole this thought: The brain works best when the tongue is in neutraL