New Berlin Central School - Crest Yearbook (New Berlin, NY)

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NANCY WHITACRE Whit Look in her eyes and see an angel, Look a little longer and see an imp. MARGIE SIKES Marge I have found my man and I’m • V' HAROLD SMITH SMITTY The teachers always dis- cover my faults, why can't they forget and lock them in vaults? satisfied.

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WARREN PRENTICE Wrangler A hard and sturdy man is he, someone famous he's sure to be. CORINNE RUNION Corny” She is cute and rather shy, but oh, that twinkle in her eye. GLENN SANDFORD Glenn Better to enjoy the pleasure of life, than to worry about its cares.

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Prophecy Scene: Hades Tours for Weary Souls. Glenn: (Into phone) O. K., I'll be ready.” Mrs. McFarland and Mr. Maloney enter. Glenn: You must be the new guests I was informed about. Won't you be seated? Mrs. McFarland: I had no idea it would be like this. We just arrived today. Glenn: I was wondering if you would ever get here. Shall we begin? Mr. Maloney: You have a nice color scheme here. They enter graveyard. Glenn: It helps--I'm sure you will see and remember a lot of your friends. Ann B.: Stands up eating something. Glenn: Remember how Ann liked those Vermont products? The way she tormented people about them—now she eats only Maple Sugar. Vermont brand of course. Idabell B. stands holding a pan. Glenn: Remember the cooking contest she won in 56, for not cooking? She is doomed to boil water until it sticks to the bottom of the pan. Russ L. and Gloria B. stand up. Glenn: Remember Russ, he's the boy who always rode, and Gloria liked the boys with transportation, now they walk. Glenn: Back here is Harry D., the athlete. He's having a hard time keeping the water-boy job now. Plil C. and Harry are fighting constantly for the job now. Glenn: Remember how the majority always ruled in our class. Down here no maner how Sharon C. votes there is always one more vote for the other side. Glenn: Here is the class financial wizard, Connie H. Now all she does is go broke. Glenn: Roger G. over there now gives all his speeches with his hands tied. Glenn: here is Sminy, always ready with a ditty, swallowed his tongue, what a pity. Glenn: Remember how quiet Janet N., Helen B., Nancy B., Liz K., Connie R. and Donna B. were in school? Now they are in the percussion section of Satan’s Syn- copated Seven. Glenn: We got word that Dick H. Warren P. and Rupe D. didn’t get their hands warm before milking, so now they get slapped all day by cows' tails. Glenn: Here's Marion L. obviously a misplaced person. And here's Edith B., always late-well here she comes back from a date. There's Margie S., the one who married so young. Her husband just got transferred to above and she’s left holding the bag. Since her father owned the Gazette, Pat B. always got ahead, now she wears earmuffs all day long. Glenn: Due to Mr. Feig's principles-like repel, we notice that Nancy W. 's hair is slightly red. Of course she's an exception to the rule. Bill N. had his way with women, he goes out every night to look at them. For two girls named Lizzie, (Betty G. and Liz L.) the men in uniform made them dizzy, but now they frown because they are all broken down. There's Diane A., all packed and ready to go, with transfer papers she's not long for below. Angelo F., last but not least, always liked heat, and now he keeps the home fires burning. Glenn: This concludes our little tour. Mrs. M. and Mr. M. this has been an interesting tour to find out what happened to our former students. Glenn: THIS WAS NO TOUR—HERE'S YOUR SHOVELS AND THERE'S THE COAL- GET BUSY.