New Athens High School - Vespa Yearbook (New Athens, IL)

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 : LAST V 1LL AND TEoTAUEIfT We the members of the cluss of 1946 of the New Athens Community High School, only community culled the hornets nests, of New Athens, Illinois, high school district No. 68, on route 13, St. Cluir County, in 1818 admitted into the Union of the United States of America, Northern Hemisphere, visited by Columbus in 1492, do hereby declare,for the enjoyment of our fellow sufferers, our last will und testament. SECTION I To our principal, Ur. Harold P. Now the way we did it in Peoria Shields, we will an ambitious student body that will not mark desks, be tardy to school or classes, speak withoit permission, skip school or lurk about town on Hallowe'en nights. To our sponsor Miss Charlotte Oh, you mean little brats Elmore, we bequeath an alarm clock that rings every morning at 7:30 and a silent, nonbrcukeble paper weight. To Miss Barbara Hip it! Schlinkert, we will a new unit home-ec department and a box of pins. To Miss Jane put your shorthand away Hansleben, we will a new de-luxe mouse trap guaranteed to catch mice or men. To Mr. Henry Girls are the nicest people Uitzi, we will a v inning basketball team and a case of coke. To Miss Lois I'll be easy and assign only thirty pages for tomorrow Davis, we bequeath a few extra typewriters and a soap that dissolves duplicator ink. To Mr. Dale But definitely Walker, we bequeath a box of fuses and a Jar of auto simonize. To Miss Edith Give it some Jchmaltz Lir.dauer, a new neon baton and a chorus of Lily Pons. To Mr. E. H. That's horse sense Veingarner, we bequeath a bottle of Kaskaskia top soil and a 10 foot paddle. To the Junior Class, we will our promptness and co-oper -stive spirit.

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 m ;; • - - v . - - .V. iw ... . . - To the Sophomores, we will our energy and vitality in all classes, especially English. To the Freshmen we will our refined, dignified manners. SECTION II I, Louise Eicker, will my shy personality to Vandy Patton. I, Marion Feurer, will my ability to twirl a baton and to skip school to Kay Kaiser. I, Vernon Fietsam, will my salesmanship oratory ability, which is guaranteed to sell you anything, to Jim Womack. Verlan Fietsam, will my basketball ability to Donald SDeedv Mueller. I, Ruth Fredeking, will my long blonde hair to Patty Y irth. I, Delores Hentzel, will my gift of geb to Audrey Hill. I, Meridene Hopp, will my A s and ability to forget things to Harold Heinecke. I, Loretta Kinzinger, will my typing ability to Vernon Hepp. 1, Virginia Klube,will my new dancing steps to Joanne Sauerweia. I, Betty Loenitz, will my leadership ability to Edna Schneider. I, Jean Kosarek, will my long dark hair to Evelyn Lischer. I, Lela Langenstein, will my quietness to Fern Lehr. I, Delores Milo, will my blue Jeans to Emil Klingenfus who Just simply edores them. I, Eyleen Schaller, will my giggle to Miss Hansleben. I, Maelene Schoepp, will my ability to attract men in the Navy to Vera Lee Y.’ilson. Lillian Schopfer, will my 3tudious ability to Harold Y.’ilder-man. I, Albert stroh, will my penmanship to Ralph Bretsch. I, Dorothy studer, will my athletic ability to Joyce Tresch. I, Doris Y eidemann, willmy ability to fix my hair to Lulue Glenn. I, Ruth Y ildy, will my interest in horae-oc to the future home-ec classes. I, Norton Woodward, will my cheerleading ability to Jim Schmul-bach. I, Erna Wolf, will my dimples to Delmar Freeh. I, Jackie Ziegler, will my literary ability to Joyce Haefner. Signed, sealed and declared before us, by the Senior Class of 19Lo this 32nd day of April in the year of our Lord, two thousand eight hundred and seventy six. Donald Duck Cass Daley Hamlet