New Athens High School - Vespa Yearbook (New Athens, IL)

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 : LAST V 1LL AND TEoTAUEIfT We the members of the cluss of 1946 of the New Athens Community High School, only community culled the hornets nests, of New Athens, Illinois, high school district No. 68, on route 13, St. Cluir County, in 1818 admitted into the Union of the United States of America, Northern Hemisphere, visited by Columbus in 1492, do hereby declare,for the enjoyment of our fellow sufferers, our last will und testament. SECTION I To our principal, Ur. Harold P. Now the way we did it in Peoria Shields, we will an ambitious student body that will not mark desks, be tardy to school or classes, speak withoit permission, skip school or lurk about town on Hallowe'en nights. To our sponsor Miss Charlotte Oh, you mean little brats Elmore, we bequeath an alarm clock that rings every morning at 7:30 and a silent, nonbrcukeble paper weight. To Miss Barbara Hip it! Schlinkert, we will a new unit home-ec department and a box of pins. To Miss Jane put your shorthand away Hansleben, we will a new de-luxe mouse trap guaranteed to catch mice or men. To Mr. Henry Girls are the nicest people Uitzi, we will a v inning basketball team and a case of coke. To Miss Lois I'll be easy and assign only thirty pages for tomorrow Davis, we bequeath a few extra typewriters and a soap that dissolves duplicator ink. To Mr. Dale But definitely Walker, we bequeath a box of fuses and a Jar of auto simonize. To Miss Edith Give it some Jchmaltz Lir.dauer, a new neon baton and a chorus of Lily Pons. To Mr. E. H. That's horse sense Veingarner, we bequeath a bottle of Kaskaskia top soil and a 10 foot paddle. To the Junior Class, we will our promptness and co-oper -stive spirit.