New Albany High School - Vista Senior Blotter Yearbook (New Albany, IN)

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LOST AND FOUND Lost-A shoe by a girl with a worn sole and long tongue. Return to Xvihna Hun- cilman. Found-A new way to talk fast. Speed guaranteed. Mary Russell. Vvanted-A job where there is no work but good pay. Henry Graybrook. Wanted-A pretty girl to make a fuss over me. No red haired beauty need apply. Red Turner. For Sale-A book, BlufHng Through High School. Especially beneficial to Fresh- men. Earl Edwards. For Sale-My recipe for giggles. Very useful in history classes. Ruth Mergell. For Sale-My meinbership in the Flunkers' Club. 'tTeany Randall. VVanted-Railroad fare to Ste. Joseph, Ill. Katharine Bulleit. tAsk her wl1y.J For Sale-A preparation for curly hair. Norma Orth. For Sale-My memorandum book with helpful bits on health, social etiquette, dates, receipes, jokes, accounts and names. Of great value to one who must do a million things at once. For Sale-A bargain in a slightly used red hat, latest style. Owner wants to ex- change for one of darker hue, See Maud McIntyre. VVanted-Information concerning the disappearance of a dog by a boy with long hair, three legs and a black spot on his ear. Allen Foster. For Sale-My wcnderful piano polish. Shining results. Dumont Kingsley. Lost--A note while singing the other night. Finder return to Elmer Burd. Vtfanteds-A position in the umovies. Can cry readily. Dorothy McQuiddy. THE SENIOR BOOKSHELF Winning tYallace, by Mary XVilson. The Young Rutlianf' by Conner Henthoine. Adventures of a. Sunday School Superintendent, by John Thompsrn. The Trials ol' a Spinster, by Althea Dryden. Procrastination, by Lyons Moore. Do Married Men Make the Best Husbands, by Paul Goetz. How I Vifent Movie Mad. by Ruth Bates. A History of Birds, by Elmer Burd. Two In a Bungalow, by Norma Orth. Setting Up Exercises, by Tom McCulloch. An Honest Lawyer, by Roy Turner. Willard's Hints to Pugilistsj' by Ralph Willard. Easy Lessons in Braiding and Needle Work, by Virginia Austin. Reduce That Double Chin, by Midge Gwin. One Minute Late, by Marilyn Mosemiller. . His Last Home Run, by Dan Burke. Mice Raising, by Elizabeth Smith. if is at in 4: lm- -w w -ml

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O U R LAST WILL AN D TESTA M EN'I'-Continued 2nd: To Miss Coffman future angelic French classes and the privilege of resting a year after vainly trying to make a certain second period French class pay attention and subside. 3rd: To Miss Welborn, all the aromatic orders we have manufactured in her lab- oratory. -ith: To Mr. Mcliinn, at pair of rubber soled shoes and a club to aid him in sleuth- ing all bolters. 5th: To Mr. Carrick, our worthy janitor, the gong in the hall, which he may sink in the river if he chooses. Sth: To Miss South, the little army of mice in the basement, providing she feed them as we have done for four years. A 7th: To Mr. Sutter, the sponge on Mr. McLinn's desk, with which he may amuse himself by asking unsuspecting individuals if they want to see something swell. 8th: To Miss Graybrook, our intelligent proofs to propositions and our permission to ring the bell when the proofs are too baffling. 9th: To Miss Smith, our Sonnets, ballads, and wit.ty DHHS, which she may use as examples for her future classes. 10th. To Mrs. Bentley, our history notebooks and brilliant test papers. May she find solace in their erudition! 11tb: To the entire student body, New Albany High School, on one condition- t.hat. they make it a better and bigger school than ever. The remaining property of any nature or any quality whatsoever tafter funeral expenses have been paidl we bequeath t.o our beloved Principal, subject to his disposal whether it be to discharge his duties or to pay the debts of the future graduating class. To him, also, in behalf of the school we leave our picture in the ofiice where it may be a source of inspiration to others and a source of pride to the faculty. In conclusion, we do hereby appoint the said Principal sole executor of this, our last will and testament. SENIOR CLASS, 1919 H43-1920. ls- -sm gs- -at

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