Nevada High School - Cub Yearbook (Nevada, IA)

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JOKES MRS. FOBES2 THIS WAR CAN'T LAST MORE TI'-IAN A COUPLE OF MONTHS. MISS 0LI..IN3 WHY? A MRSv FOBESZ BECAUSE MY OLD MAN HAS SIGNED UP AND PE NEVER KEEPS A JOB LONGER THAN THATo SAID THE GEHIAAN TO THE SWISS! HOW COIIE YOU HAVE AN ADMIRAL? YOU HAVE N0 COASTLINE, NO NAVY, N0 EMPIRE? THE SWISS REPLIEDZ WWELL, YOU IN GERMANY HAVE A MINSTER OF GUSTICE FAT!-ER 2 WIG: FATHER: WIG: BOB NELSON! MRD FOBES2 BOB NELSON! JAY DAVIS: SPIKE: JIM! JOI-N: J IM: D0cToR: ED. DAVIS! MISS CLIN! MARK: DON 'T You ? ' I WISH YOU WERE FIRST IN SOMETHING AT SCIDOI. SOME- TlMEa I AM, NOW, DAD. W'IAT IN? You NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT IT. HI 'M ALWAYS FIRST OUT OF THE SCFDOL BUILDIN5 WHEN TIE BELL RINGS, VELL MOST OF TIRE TIME. VIHAT IS THE DATE, PLEASE? NEVER MIND TI-IE DATE, THE EXAMINATION IS MDRE IMPORT-' ANT. BUT I YIANTED TO HAVE SOMETHING RIGHT ON MY PAPER. Yes SIR, TI'E DUTY or A sooo SOLDIER IS To DIE FOR HIS COUNTRYU' NUTS T0 TIJAT, TI-E DUTY or A Gooo SOLDIER Is T0 MAKE TI-E EPEMY SOLDIERS DIE FOR TI-IEIR couNTRY. BEFORE I MARRIED MY LOIS, I SAID I'D BE TI-IE Boss OR KNOW TTER REASON W-NI 'WELL I-DWID YOU MAKE om? I LEARNED THE REASON wI-Iv. YOU TAKE YOUR MORNING BATHS I SLPPGET' NEVER MISS IT. SOMETIMES I TAKE IT PDT, SOMETIMES, I TAKE IT COLD, AND WHEN I'M IN A HJRRY, I TAKE IT FOR GRANTEDJ' 'ILOOK OUT FOR TI-IE vIoRMs, MARK. WI-'EN I EAT AN APPLE THE woRMs HAVE T0 LOOK OUT FOR THEASELVESJ' BUSTER WAS RECOUNTING Has EXPERIENCES TO MARGARET VII-IEN sI-IE INTERR- UPTED I-IIM. BUT'IM-IAT RANK DID You HOLD? SI-IIP's OPTICIAN, MARGARET, WAS BUSTERS REPLY. SHIP'S GDTICIANI 'I NEVER KNEW TIERE WAS SUCH A RAN! IN TI-IE NAw. VI-IAT DID YOUR DUTY CONSISTY or? ASKED MARGARET. ScRAPING TIE EYES OUT or THE POTATOES. BusTER REPLIED8 JOI-N: CHICK: JOI-IN: CI-I.IcKI WHAT A cRowoI SOMETHING HAPPEN? MAN HIT BY A TRAIN. I-IJRT BAD? CAN'T TELL. ONLY FOUND oNE LEG so FAR, I

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CAVALRY RECRUIT, RED STARK2 IUSERGEANT, PICK ME OUT A NICE GENTLE HORSEON STGEANTZ HAVE YOU EVERY RIDDEN A HORSE BEFORE? RED STARK3 nN0o SEREANT2 AH, HERE'S TAJST TI-E ANIMAL FOR YOU. NEVER BEEN RIDDEN BEFORED YOU CAN BOTH START T0fTHERuH MR. H. BJLGREN: FOUGHT THAT FISH FOR THREE HOURS AND, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, VIHEN VIE HAULED HIM ON BOARD HE VIEIGIIED ALMOST I,40O POUNDS. ' , MR. ORR: WELL, I HAD A STRIKE IN THE SAME REGION. I FOUGHT MINE LIKEWISE FOR ABOUT TI-REE HOURS AND WPEN I BROUGHT HIM TO GAFF IT wAsN'T A SAILFISI-I AT ALL BUT THE BINNACLE OFF AN OLD SPANISH GALLEONO BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WHEN WE HAULED THE THING ABOARD, THE LIGI-IT WAS STILL BURNING, MR, H. BULGREN: IAFTER A FEW NOMENTIS THOUGHI: I 'LL TAKE I,200 POUNDS OFF MY SAILFISH IF YOU'LL PUT OUT TI-AT LIGHT. MOTHER, ASKED LITTLE JOHNNY ONE DAY WHEN A NLMBER OF GUESTS WERE PRESENTS AT DINNER, WILL THE DESSERT HJRT ME, OR IS THERE ENOUGH TO G0 'ROUND? DICK IDPPERI I LIKE MATHEVIATICS WHEN IT ISN'T OVER MY HEADu BOB NELSON! TI-IAT'S THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT PIGEUIISU' DICK HOPPER: BUT I THINK US COUNTRY-HICKS WILL GET IT BEFORE SCHJOL IS OUT. BOB NELSON! YES, BUT I DON'T THINK WE'LL EVER BE ABLE TO SPROUT WINS LIKE PIGEONSJ' ODE DAY A GERMAN SOLDIER WALKED INTO A CLOTHES SHOP IN GERMANY, AND THIS IS THEIR CONVERSATIONB SOLDIER: HEIL HITLER, I 'MNT A COAT. STORE CLERK: HEIL HITLER, No COATS LEFT. SOLDIER: 'IHEIL HITLER, WELL THEN GIVE ME A SUIT. STORE CLERK! I'EIL HITLER, NO SUITS LEFT. SOLDIER: HEIL HITLER, THEN WHAT'S LEFT? STORE CLERK: HEIL HITLER, THATS ALL -.IUST HAIL HITLERJ' LITTLE MARK WAS PLAYING BALL A SHORT DISTANCE AWAY WHEN HIS MOTHER CALLED, DlDN'T I TELL YOU TO BEAT THAT RUG? NO, MAIAM, BUT YOU SAID HANG UP THE RUG AND BEAT IT? CORPORAL, TEMPLEMAN: THAT NEW REORUIT USED TO BE A CLERK. SERGEANT, SQUIRES: I-'ow DO YOU KNOW? CORPORAL, TEMPLEIIAN: UEVERYTIME HE STANDS AT EASE HE STARTS TO PUT HIS RIFLE DEI-IIND HIS EARo