Nevada High School - Cub Yearbook (Nevada, IA)

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JOKES MRS. FOBES2 THIS WAR CAN'T LAST MORE TI'-IAN A COUPLE OF MONTHS. MISS 0LI..IN3 WHY? A MRSv FOBESZ BECAUSE MY OLD MAN HAS SIGNED UP AND PE NEVER KEEPS A JOB LONGER THAN THATo SAID THE GEHIAAN TO THE SWISS! HOW COIIE YOU HAVE AN ADMIRAL? YOU HAVE N0 COASTLINE, NO NAVY, N0 EMPIRE? THE SWISS REPLIEDZ WWELL, YOU IN GERMANY HAVE A MINSTER OF GUSTICE FAT!-ER 2 WIG: FATHER: WIG: BOB NELSON! MRD FOBES2 BOB NELSON! JAY DAVIS: SPIKE: JIM! JOI-N: J IM: D0cToR: ED. DAVIS! MISS CLIN! MARK: DON 'T You ? ' I WISH YOU WERE FIRST IN SOMETHING AT SCIDOI. SOME- TlMEa I AM, NOW, DAD. W'IAT IN? You NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT IT. HI 'M ALWAYS FIRST OUT OF THE SCFDOL BUILDIN5 WHEN TIE BELL RINGS, VELL MOST OF TIRE TIME. VIHAT IS THE DATE, PLEASE? NEVER MIND TI-IE DATE, THE EXAMINATION IS MDRE IMPORT-' ANT. BUT I YIANTED TO HAVE SOMETHING RIGHT ON MY PAPER. Yes SIR, TI'E DUTY or A sooo SOLDIER IS To DIE FOR HIS COUNTRYU' NUTS T0 TIJAT, TI-E DUTY or A Gooo SOLDIER Is T0 MAKE TI-E EPEMY SOLDIERS DIE FOR TI-IEIR couNTRY. BEFORE I MARRIED MY LOIS, I SAID I'D BE TI-IE Boss OR KNOW TTER REASON W-NI 'WELL I-DWID YOU MAKE om? I LEARNED THE REASON wI-Iv. YOU TAKE YOUR MORNING BATHS I SLPPGET' NEVER MISS IT. SOMETIMES I TAKE IT PDT, SOMETIMES, I TAKE IT COLD, AND WHEN I'M IN A HJRRY, I TAKE IT FOR GRANTEDJ' 'ILOOK OUT FOR TI-IE vIoRMs, MARK. WI-'EN I EAT AN APPLE THE woRMs HAVE T0 LOOK OUT FOR THEASELVESJ' BUSTER WAS RECOUNTING Has EXPERIENCES TO MARGARET VII-IEN sI-IE INTERR- UPTED I-IIM. BUT'IM-IAT RANK DID You HOLD? SI-IIP's OPTICIAN, MARGARET, WAS BUSTERS REPLY. SHIP'S GDTICIANI 'I NEVER KNEW TIERE WAS SUCH A RAN! IN TI-IE NAw. VI-IAT DID YOUR DUTY CONSISTY or? ASKED MARGARET. ScRAPING TIE EYES OUT or THE POTATOES. BusTER REPLIED8 JOI-N: CHICK: JOI-IN: CI-I.IcKI WHAT A cRowoI SOMETHING HAPPEN? MAN HIT BY A TRAIN. I-IJRT BAD? CAN'T TELL. ONLY FOUND oNE LEG so FAR, I