Neponset High School - Zephyr Yearbook (Neponset, IL)

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PROPHECY This is the report of your inquiring reporter on the activities of the 44th annual reunion of the class of 1956 which was held in the Flamingo Hotel on Millionaire Avenue in Neponset, the city that is fast taking the place of Las Vegas as the fun capital of the United Stares. Janice Olsen, private secretary to Wood Stevenson, Governor of California, related some of the more exciting moments of her career, but they are not for publication because she is incorporating them in her memoirs entitled LIFE IN THE WOOD HOUSE. Senator Wayne Stabler appeared to be a bit out of breath, but explained it was a result of his filibustering in Congress for his new Anti-Work Bill which he was trying to get passed. Eloise Folgcr, the women’s interplanetary drag race king breezed in to join her fellow classmates. I asked her to what she attributed her skill, and she replied, “I owe my twenty straight victories to the early training and practice that I received while still in High School. Those two eminent members of the nursing profession, Eileen Miller and Sandra McMeen were discussing the relative merits of the hospitals they were in charge of operating. The last two members of the class of 1956, Harold Roush and Dr. Glenn Carlson were in deep discussion. Harold, fresh from his newest acting triumph, “Perils of a Bigamist” (lighting his cigarettes with Si00 checks) was trying to get more information on the new anti-biotic that Glenn had discovered, and Glenn was trying to get Harold to act as one of his human guinea pigs. The drug had something to do with shrinking swelled heads. Well that’s all for this column, I hope you enjoyed it. Printed page Wilkinson’s Office Supplies Tracy’s Garage