Neponset High School - Zephyr Yearbook (Neponset, IL)

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SENIOR CLASS WILL T H E Z E P H Y R U . The Senior Class of 1950, being of sound mind and body, make this our last will and testament which will be submitted to probate court by Judge D. P. Knocklebocker upon our graduation from high school. Abner Stekle and Fluky Pimplefeather are to be the administrators of the estate. To the underclassmen, we leave the following: To the Juniors, the class that has given us the most trouble, we leave all our witty sayings to the teachers, our ability to write term papers and the back radiator in study hall for “bull sessions.’’ To the Sophomores, who haven’t quite grown up yet, (or have they) we leave our ability to stay out of trouble in study hall and our ability to get along with the English teacher. To the Freshmen, who are always green, our ability to get assignments done on time and all our trips to the office to see Mr. Ammon. To the faculty, whom we are always fond of, we leave the following: To our principal, Mr. Ammon—all excuses and unsigned admit slips. Also all the undone algebra assignments. To our coach, Mr. Fitzpatrick—all our excellent term papers, our ability to stay off the gym floor and all missing basketballs. To our Ag. instrtuctor, Mr. Luther, we leave our ability to shout, and all undone advertising. To Mr. Pini, our English teacher, we leave all the boys’ “bull sessions,’’ and all our used cigarette butts. To Miss Haseltine, our music teacher, we leave our ability to remember assignments and a new baton, also all our sour notes and our ability to keep correct time. To Miss Cary, of the commercial department, we leave all the untyped term papers, the typewriters that need fixing and a good copy of the alphabet. To our office secretary, Carol Junis, we leave our ability to get along with other people and all whistles from Ag. IV class. George Kares, our janitor, our ability to do work and all the papers behind the radiators, also the expression “Hey Fellow.” This page sponsored by The administers named above have full right to convey the following property to the persons named below. John Heise wills his trips to Mineral to Tom Pratt, his football ability to Bob Colgan, and his left-handed shot to Pat Kaine. Arnold Schmidt leaves his ability to play ping-pong to Richard Daniels, and his blond hair to Mr. Pini. Wayne Gerrond, his fighting ability to Mary Mercer and his kissing ability to James Bennett. Also his big appetite to Mr. Ammon. Barbara Curran wills her seriousness to Harriet Krahn and her writing ability to Carol Blake. Joe Stetson leaves his “Pull” to Donald Crocket, his meanness to John Stuart, and his whistle to Maurice Yepsen. Cherie Ann Lyford says the Freshman girls can have Wayne. She leaves her ability o crack gum to Faye Stabler and her wiggle to Shirley Bennett. John Gunning wills his height to Willis Woods and his big feet to Wendell Yepsen. Mary Ann Christiansen wills her well-kept finger nails to Carol Stabler, all her boyfriends to her sister Beulah, and her talking ability to Glen Ouart. Tommy Ahlgren wills his pole-vaulting ability to Robert Carlson and typing ability to Donald Crocket. Anna Mae Harvey leaves her singing ability to Regina Golby, her good looks and long hair to Janice Stabler. John Golby his curly hair to Janice Bigham, his studying ability to George Ouart and his beard to Leslie Girven. Lillie Miller wills her writing ability to John Bates and her acting ability to Donna Mae Swearingen. Mary Ann Christiansen Witness John Martin Gunning Witness Senior Class Signature — I luck’s and Bernieces, Sheffield, Illinois