Nelsonville High School - Saga Yearbook (Nelsonville, OH)

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The Scarlet and Gray 17 i Miss Blaine (in General Science)— “Wilbur, where does the food unite vjth the Oxygen?” Wilbur McKee—“In the lungs.” —o— Bernice Cope (to Ada Dille)—“Your initials are A. D„ aren’t they?” Ada—“Huh, that’s nothing, yours ar B. C.” —o— Bill Guy (in Chemistry)—“Miss Herrold, if K is potassium, I is iodine and S is sulphur, what would KIT2S equal?” Miss Herrold started to work it. FAVORITE SAYINGS OF THE SENIORS. Lucile Spray “Hey teacher” Neil Preston “I’ll betcha” Mildred Vorhes ”Oh, gee” Robert Kinney “Oh th’ »rter'’ Gretchen Kasler —“Exceed the speed limit, never!” Earl Walters “Some mg madame? Mary Lane----“Ouci now you quit” Wilbur Hutchins “A-a-ah h Elizabeth Zellars “Hello sweet” Elton Smith !X!XX (Censored) Margaret Spencer “Oh, my soul” Dewey Schuler “Howdy do” Dorothy Allen “Gosh, darn it” Walter Wilson “Believe me” Ruth Powell “Oh, gravy” Gretchen Hardy “I'll say so” Ellen Riley-------------------“Oh, Browney” Anna Bateman “Oh, y-y-e-ess” Helen Largent “Now you quit Dewey” —o— Oakley Silcott (in English)—“Teach- er it’s too hot back here.” Miss Wolf—“Unwrap your head and :t will be cooler.” —o— Mr. .Tones is getting to be quite a card player. Did you ever notice him playing solitaire with grade cards? A SMILE. “Can you tell me what a smile is?” asked a gentleman of a little girl. “Yes, sir, it’s the whisper of a laugh.” —o— After Miss Wolf had assigned differ- ent characters of “Hamlet” to mem- bers of the class, Neil Preston came back to life, raised up and said, “Who am I?” Boy—“Helen, do you believe in pre- paredness?” Girl—“Yes indeed, every Wednesday night I send my little brother to the movies.” o— E. Z. (in English class—“May I go down in my coat pocket and get my glasses?” —0— Miss Wolf—“Have any of you read Gray’s ‘Elegy in a country school- yard ?’ ” —o— INTELLIGENT SENIORS. L. Spray—“Gimme a pencil.” M. Spencer—“Hain’t got none.” (Joke is, that there isn’t any joke.) —o— N. Y.—“It must be about time tor the bell.” A. B—“Why?” N. Y.—“There’s the warning.” (Roy Davis coming in at the door ) Mr. Meant-to has a comrade, His name is Didn’t-do. Did you ever chance to meet them; Did they ever call on you?

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18 The Scarlet and Gray 100 New Spring Suits “Singleton” and “Doubleton” They are Entirely Different from Anything Ever Shown. Every Line is New. Every Detail Different. STYLEPLUS for spring sell at $21 and $25. Maintaining the guaranteed perfect satisfaction policy as usual. Made in new models. Now showing new spring styles in Hats and Capa. We are always glad to show you the new styles, whether buying or not—look ’em over. Are in and Ready for Your Selection The features are the From Michael Stern and the From Stein Block