Nelsonville High School - Saga Yearbook (Nelsonville, OH)

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The Scarlet and Gray 15 i VMfM We have with us for this issue of the Scarlet and Gray many new friends and also many old friends, who are: Clarion, West Hartford, Conn. Comus, Zanesville, Ohio. Columbian, Shanghai, China. Denisonian, Granville, Ohio. Dragon, Greenfield, Ohio (2 copies'. Frarn, Sandusky, Ohio. Ohio State Lantern, Columbus. Ohio. Polytechnic, Troy, N. Y. Quill, Parkersburg, W. Va., Spectator, Columbus, Ohio. Ew-Endie-Wie, Pt. Pleasant, W. Va. Transcript, Delaware, Ohio- Weekly Original, Marietta, Ohio. ROCKS AND ROSES ‘‘Scarlet and Gray”,—You have a good paper, your jokes are good and also your literary department.—Quill, Parkersburg, W. Va. ‘ Scarlet and Gray”—A dandy little paper! Welcome! your stories are fine, as, indeed are all of your departments- However, your cuts are not in keeping with the rest of your material. Can’t you impxove them?—Bulletin, Steu- benville, Ohio. “Scarlet and Gray”—We are always glad to receive your interesting paper which is put up so neatly.—Mega- phone, Athens, Ohio. “Dragon”, Greenfield, O.,—Your paper is good except it is lacking an exchange department in the January issue. “Columbian”, Shanghai, China-— This paper, which has traveled so far to reach us, we find to be a good one with an especially well written liter- ary department. We hope you will come again. We have mailed a Scarlet and Gray to each of the following and hope to hear from them soon. Book Strap, Charleston, W. Va- Tatler, Huntington, W. Va. Sentinel, Lusering, Penn. Spectator, Johnstown, Penn. Wheat, Ritzville, Washington. Tiffinia, Tiffiin, Ohio. Piquouian, Piqua, Ohio- Dart, Ashtabula, Ohio. Lyceum, Chillicothe, Ohio. Review, Galveston, Texas. Signal, Cambridge, Ohio-

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The Scarlet and Gray 17 i Miss Blaine (in General Science)— “Wilbur, where does the food unite vjth the Oxygen?” Wilbur McKee—“In the lungs.” —o— Bernice Cope (to Ada Dille)—“Your initials are A. D„ aren’t they?” Ada—“Huh, that’s nothing, yours ar B. C.” —o— Bill Guy (in Chemistry)—“Miss Herrold, if K is potassium, I is iodine and S is sulphur, what would KIT2S equal?” Miss Herrold started to work it. FAVORITE SAYINGS OF THE SENIORS. Lucile Spray “Hey teacher” Neil Preston “I’ll betcha” Mildred Vorhes ”Oh, gee” Robert Kinney “Oh th’ »rter'’ Gretchen Kasler —“Exceed the speed limit, never!” Earl Walters “Some mg madame? Mary Lane----“Ouci now you quit” Wilbur Hutchins “A-a-ah h Elizabeth Zellars “Hello sweet” Elton Smith !X!XX (Censored) Margaret Spencer “Oh, my soul” Dewey Schuler “Howdy do” Dorothy Allen “Gosh, darn it” Walter Wilson “Believe me” Ruth Powell “Oh, gravy” Gretchen Hardy “I'll say so” Ellen Riley-------------------“Oh, Browney” Anna Bateman “Oh, y-y-e-ess” Helen Largent “Now you quit Dewey” —o— Oakley Silcott (in English)—“Teach- er it’s too hot back here.” Miss Wolf—“Unwrap your head and :t will be cooler.” —o— Mr. .Tones is getting to be quite a card player. Did you ever notice him playing solitaire with grade cards? A SMILE. “Can you tell me what a smile is?” asked a gentleman of a little girl. “Yes, sir, it’s the whisper of a laugh.” —o— After Miss Wolf had assigned differ- ent characters of “Hamlet” to mem- bers of the class, Neil Preston came back to life, raised up and said, “Who am I?” Boy—“Helen, do you believe in pre- paredness?” Girl—“Yes indeed, every Wednesday night I send my little brother to the movies.” o— E. Z. (in English class—“May I go down in my coat pocket and get my glasses?” —0— Miss Wolf—“Have any of you read Gray’s ‘Elegy in a country school- yard ?’ ” —o— INTELLIGENT SENIORS. L. Spray—“Gimme a pencil.” M. Spencer—“Hain’t got none.” (Joke is, that there isn’t any joke.) —o— N. Y.—“It must be about time tor the bell.” A. B—“Why?” N. Y.—“There’s the warning.” (Roy Davis coming in at the door ) Mr. Meant-to has a comrade, His name is Didn’t-do. Did you ever chance to meet them; Did they ever call on you?