Nehalem High School - Seagull Yearbook (Nehalem, OR)

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emou fait W ll We the Sen1or Class of Nehalem H.1gh School 1n the County of T111amook and State of Oregon bemg of sound mmd do declare th1s to be our last W111 and testament Collect1vely we bequeath the followmg We the Seruor Class leave Mr Russell and h1s We the Senlor boys leave our ab1l1ty to sneak out and play pool to the Sophomore boys We the Sen1or glrls leave our qluet and reserved ways to the Sophomore g1rls We the Senxor Class leave our complete oooperatlon super1or grades and nasty old homework to the Fresh man Class We the Seruor Class leave Mr Russell our old chewed gum lS 0 O l , . . , . corny jokes to the Junior Class. , . , . . , . . , . 3 A 3 '

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Qcontinuedj We started back down the path suddenly out of the bushes came a wom an in 1 age knocking people down by the hundreds She apparently was undel the influence of Con eiete Juice Gee it was Pat Clappe She had come from the Rockey Bar which was owned and operated by Barbara Bateman We went down to the Rockcy Bar and they were havine, a ioel ing good time We went back to the dugout and ate dinner As we wall ed out of the dugout wc noticed '1 man coming down the dusty and dirty street and dragging behind him by her dance The d mee was extremely crowded All my old classmates were there I got a chance to see the famous Rock and Roll man He can roll the biggest rocks Why of all people it was Dale Anderson A woman suddenly swung across the dance floor on a tree vine Wlth a blood curdling yell she landed on the floor With one glance we knew it was Eileen Bjerke with her taxi service We were rocking around when we saw Lorri Pitsenberger She was on the I'6fI'9Sh ment committee She was making luscious buzzard sandwiches She also had a very attractive buzzard feather in her hair Everyone was having a stoney time when in sailed Jungle Jack Britton on BJerke's taxi Jungle Jack was the terror of the stone days Just after he arrived Marena Zimmerman and I Diane DeRoss1tt rented a couple of vultures from the Vulture Girl and sailed back to 56 l7 1 I S. . il. , . Y . 1 . - 4 x x ' w xl x , ' c L . , ' . I . i L 1 v 1 L ' fy 1 - 1 Q' 7' ' xi H J 1 ' , 0 I q Y , , . h L . T . X , , ,. . . long and mangey hair was his wife, Faye Batterson. They were on their way to the ' 2 X . 1 1 ' ' . , X X A In , lr C . , - T . , o, . , . . . , . . , . . ,

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Ind1v1dually we bequeath the followmg I Marlene Bar! er leave my ab1l1ty to blush to Ruth Garr1son I Dale Anderson leave my ab1l1ty to get 1's on my report card to B1ll Benedlct I E1leen Bjerle leave my nlekname Chub' to Colleen Cardwell I Barbara Bateman leave my ab1l1ty to wr1te a letter every day to all the curls whose boyfr1ends are 1n the SGFVICG wax to Pedro Garrlson I Esther Johnson leave my ab1l1ty to get away wlth chewmg and poppmg gum IH class to D1ann Clappe I D1anne DeRoss1tt leave absolutely nothmg takmg all I have and then some as I expect hard t1mes I Gene Starr leave my great football and passmg ablllty to Loren D1m1ck I Lorrame P1tsenberger leave my echomg footstep ever to haunt th1s school I Wayne Smlth leave my basketball ab1l1ty and crew out to Jack Scovel 19 , I 3 K 9 I I J 9 C C ' . ' ' , ' ll l 9 X 1 , , . . . D I, Jack White, leave my sideburns and mustache , , . . . , . . , . , . , . 9 7 . . . . C 7 I N ! 3