Neche High School - Indian Yearbook (Neche, ND)

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Class of I9 6 Ne, the senlors of 1996, feel that we should strlve for or1g1nal1ty ln our class brag Thus, we w1ll not brag but state only facts FITSC we w1ll 11st the 1nd1v1dual tralts of our outstandlng class It has been a secret untll now, but be1ng that Gary Douvllle 1S graduat1ng, we feel we owe lt to h1m to unvell h1s unt1l now h1dden talent You see, Gary, wlth h1s great arch1tectura1 ab1l1ty, deslgned and layed the plans for the bu1ld1ng of our gymnasium The board of educatlon has gust lnformed us that they are gO1H5 to sell the trampollne Because there w1ll never be anyone to replace our great trampollne art1st, Fred Elke, they have no further need of lt The teachers are 1n a great turmoil! They cannot declde what to do great executlve, Vernon H1ldebrant, w1ll not be here to balance the budget of the school, so they are afrald the financlal status w1ll slowly but surely de cllne The world w1de d1scuss1on of late has been, what will happen to the Neche SymphOH1C Orchestra after the two great trumpeteers, Judy Ka1n and Marlene Kelm, graduate As of late, Dennls Wlnkler and Frank Thompson have found themselves buried 1n mall, rang1ng from athletic scholarshlps to ardent pleas to attend their res pective colleges They all want to take top honors 1n the1r conferences and wlthout Dennls and Frank, they real1ze that thls w1ll be impossible These last few days we spend 1n Neche Hlgh, we flnd M Gulbrandson weeplng and lamentlng over the fact that h1s High School Glee Club w1ll never be the same w1thout Vlrginla to 'hold upn the alto section The world has been searchlng for someone t replace Dr Albert E1nste1n S1306 h1S recent death They need search no further We have the man of h1s lntellectual power, namely Rlchard Vosper The most pTOmiS1Ug candldate to make the f1rst tr1p to the moon 15 our space mlnded Dale Culnnell He w1ll solve all the problems now faclng the Atom 1C nnergy COmmlSS10D After our f1rst performance of 'We Shook the Famlly Tree', Broadway was Hpoundlng on our do They wanted us to tour urope Wlth our great play, but we declded agalnst thls, because the hardshlps to the residents of Neche would be too great he senlors have dlscovered a new era 1n 1Ht6T10P decorat1ng Our prom was the basns for these 1deas that have ga1ned us m1ll1on dollar royalt1es we hope that we have not degraded our underclassmen in any way we real ize that they can never hope to meet our standards I . Q . l .. . . .. ' ' . Our . . . . . .- . . .. . . 0 . .. .. . . . . . . -. .0 . . - .,. ... - 1 ' 1 ' orn. 3 '- I , - I

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Q Class Wall RWM: emu 2 fl IQ We, the senlors of '56 , located 1n the c1ty of Neche, ln se Ion 31 of townshlp fl6b N R 53 W , on the h9th parallel, at 97 S longltude, be1ng of sound minds and bodles, hereby bequeath our last Wlll and Testament to our worthy underclassmen I, DALE QUINNELL, do w1ll my pony skln shoes to Kenneth Sagert and my curl lng 1ron to Gary Werner I, FRANK THOMPSON, do w1ll my western style s1nging to Arlys Kaln and my 'Casanova' ways to Denn1s Horgan I, MARLENE KELM, do w1ll my double ch1n to Gale Watts and my ab1l1ty to play the trumpet to Richard Anderson I, VERNON HILDEBRANT, do w1ll my false tooth to Ronald Johnson and my whls kers to Stanley Hughes' npeach fuzzn I, JUDY KAIN, do w1ll m pep to Barbara Alvestad and my music ab1l1ty to Marjorie Rene I, RICHARD VOSPER, do w1ll my ab1l1ty to f1x electrlcity to Allen Kelm and my manly build to Bllly Relmer I, VIRGINIA SNIDER, do H111 my power to get an engagement rlng before I grad ate to V1v1an Kreamer and my helght to Al1ce Symlngton. I, FRED ELKE, do w1ll my co-operatlve tactlcs to Wendell Rene and my tramp- olinlng skill to Charles Hughes. I, GARY DOUVILLE, do w1ll my conce1t to Gary Werner and my n1ce red blush to Mr. Duncan. I, DENNIS WINKLER, do will my co-ordination to Rlchard Anderson and my love for women to Dennis Horgan. 7 K , f K 6 If I 'A ' . xx X ' I' I xx I ' V ' ' E-Sus 'A , . 1 if - 7. 8 -- g E: Q 1 1 n : Y' :I - 'AZ' s lug I ' X . W , x ll O I ' L ' ?3 ?'9 iw y A- f'fr1 'u 2i 1' f ' ' 'ff A 5-gif.. -M ' 'fl . ,, . . . Ct, - U 0 I 0 ' - ' ' un- ' O . . .

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Class Prophecy I took off from B1smarck 1n my Douglas X 18Y 7 at ll OO a m on Thursday, May 2hth, 1966 I flew to New York C1ty where I met Gary Douvllle He was re vlewlng w1th h1s englneers hls blue prlnts for a 20h story bullding He made sure everythlng was 1U order so that he could leave on a tr1p wlth me, Cenator Rlchard Vosper of North Dakota, Wh1Ch is now the leadlng state of the union We hopped in my atomlc car and left for the Unlted Nat1ons, where we met Marlene Keln, who 1S head f all nurslng aCt1V1ty as we know lt at thls tlme Qhe lnformed us that Vernon Hlldebrant was teachlng 1n RUSS13 He had enl1ght- ened the COmMMUlStS to the ways of Democracy Ne have marvelled at h1s great lntelllgence 1n handllng thl matter After maklng a tour of the Unlted Natlons, we left for Washlngton, D C Here we met Frank Thompson at the Pentagon He 1S a 6 star General 1n charge of lnterplanetarlan operatlons He had gust sent Dale Qulnnell on an expedltlon to Rajefarera, the new planet, whlch Frank had named after h1s classmates Incld entally, lt 1S the comblnatlon of our mlddle lU1t131S Slnce a cold spell h1t us 1n Washlngton, we declded to leave for Florlda where we could bask 1n the sun We headed stralght for the beach, where we ran lUt0 Mr and Mrs EPV1U Lardy and famlly Mrs Lardy was formerly our clasmate, V1rg1n1a Snlder They were on thelr second honeymoon and were enjoylng th wealth of prevlous buslness ventures We left them there engoylng thelr happy famlly llfe we started out for Mexlco C1ty We thought lt mlght be enjoyable to attena a bull f1ght We found one was scheduled for 3 OO, so we dec1ded to attend Just before the commencement of the ma1n feature the crowd went sllent heads turned toward the maln entrance In came the greatest erecutlve known to man, namely Dennis Wlnkler After the event Dennls 1hV1t9d us to his plush a partment Fred Elke, h1s pr1vate barber, came 1n to d1TeCt h1s dally shave We departed for the last stop of our Journey whlch was Los Angeles swltched on our radlo at the outskirts of thls great c1ty We caught the last part of the news They were announclng that Judy Ka1n had Just won the natlon wide electlon for Supt of Schools th oughout earth Gary and I returned to B1smarck where we parted Gary went back to New York and I went back to my farm 9 . . . ' - . . . . . . . - . . A . 0 . . . . . . . . .... C . ' . ' I U C . 0 . A . Q I . . O I . . . . . . . . . . . . : . . ' ' . All . . . . . - . . . . . . . . . . ' we . . . . . - . I I . O O