Nebraska Wesleyan University - Plainsman Yearbook (Lincoln, NE)

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l. VM W- ' ' ' i Smart Soldier Cvvith in- ,-HF Day 5 X tended rudeness to a mem- .GEYQZEPECTION X e ia f ber of his companyj- --0- Th - A' ABOUT To Saw? X Q56 A.: Ml g X tt ere are places ojgqthe cond . Wm' WMC seams X Z3 . I 7 C3 men across e pon g:Fi:,5:og,L255 F 1 .,, Z Q X,,x igfxgg 3 Where they kill all Jews and Looxms GLR55- f L C.,,,'uh ' , d0gS- ' i org as com DRYER- dc--305 , ' Jewish Sammy - S a y mlgng-giilwuo J T , V Pardner, it's sur-e.a good y vm-H inrnermsss thing neither of us 1S there. Snnvmr- some Lwrueu - I XX 'I -ff p F ... Of all sad Words of tongue sw sss w-lil , .T Q .D U The saddest are these, A Egg! i 'T 4' There are no men. Despite the scarcity of THe Guenbuom COME ON HERE TR J German dye, there are three 2' you 31 neue: . X X 1 colors guaranteed to be ab- AM ,LT-L SX PM our solutely fast and positively g ' X ' k X Xt X will not run. They are the I A WTF . , . 1.e an gs? Q fx, X- 4, Red, Wlute and Blue. 1 e 2 X YAG . xx, X X MZ 3 X X A 'N' :X AX- -1 N Si f .'2iE1sT--f-Efifzf 13 5 1 I. - 6 M it rg ri -'Eg . -..Ns Mxivlt-iizq There are different ways of W5 , QM ,rl 2 X - N 5 W doing things, XX T' X' N ' - it f, A casual glance discloses. Qc N f T :E Wa ' i Some folks turn up their X., gd f -it l sleeves at Work, ' t L E X3 And some turn up their - um! ' ' 'Q noses. lv' 1 Y gg W T 'ZW' F Cavalry Sergeant-I told W A , X ,lf ,z-J 20 you never to approach the H T5 THC g f J s 'E' horses from the rear With- W?-V6 Bin? 7 ,f S21 NoB0or2'er f Q out speaking to them. First ED ' - T ,Q YouPO0R5II'9P . , . -' CAN-r Yousef ' thing you know they ll kick mgfys you in the head and We'll GMV6 - have a bunch of lame horses , on our hands. wx ' .. ii, --Skim -2-' X' 4, -N., . Fc'-if Fifteen But I'm down to my last shilling. Well, remember the Rus- sians have parted with their last sovereign.

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4 I -l ' ' - l F9 mn Nuff : - ' fm, IT eneerr To B6 qygws '0-my c-EC? I f' -N vmre:-0 fo n IQJAMAG Dame wma f- 4fa.,yffY LIKE fGc:WH1,A 441. L 1 to 04 0 f -L .. CJD. id! s 1 MAIL There's letters from our Uncles, Our Sisters, Aunts and Dad, Letters from our boy pals, And from a mother's heart that's sad, We like to get 'em every one, They are as priceless as Pearls, - But golly ain't you tickled, When you get one from that gfi1'l ? You'll drill right hard all morning, On stones and grass that's long, You can suffer any hardship, And in your heart there'll be a song, Clarence George-I wish there were more girls like Joan of Arc. Germany would have to sit up and take notice. Blake Spencer-I never thought she was very im- portant. Her old man got the credit. C. G.-Do you mean that you don't know who Joan of Arc was?? Blake-Sure I know, she was Noah's wife, wasn't she? You can be as tired as Moses, T And you just don't give a dang If you live or die in this old World, The Army it can hang, Then all the gang start a yellin' You feel like a royal earl, When your bunk mate comes a grinnin' With a letter from that gi0'Z. You care not for the blisters And your heart is in a whirl, When your bunkie shyly whispers, There's one waitin' from that 'girlf She can't write every day, e e 'Tis more than we expect g But we-just can't help a . ,MA Nun GU, hoping '- A 501 ow cm-mv There'll be letters by the j l 3 FROM 'mme' 2 1 mm And a fellow sure gets lone- l 5 J unify , some, ' ' l 'L 3 K 'Egg , , 5 W And bad language he does P 2 , When he has to roll up for T ' ie ' l fl XX ' f cf L -'V' ,J the night, -fl--vi DUT V And no letter--from that X -'HQ l I ' ,f,2WZs,,,, f, . L, ' X . gifrl. 1 --ie. ilk EL!-A 5 l ss -D ' A -- A Q Sixteen