Nashville High School - Bon Voyage Yearbook (Nashville, OH)

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ro way, Kami. March 30, 1975 ------ The race at Daytona Beach was won today by the former school teacher turned stockcar racer, Bob Picklesimer. It was a tremendous race for Bob was in the lead all the way. Bob said, l owe it all to the man who built my car, Herb Martin. Herb, as we all know is one of the best known mechanics of the United States. Herb has built many of these cars we understand. There comes a knock at the door. Beverly excuses herself. As she opens the door she sees before her another classmate, Hazel Schlauch. She and her four children Calso her husbandl live happily in a suburb of this city. They join the other guests. Eva and her husband, the chief, have come across another newspaper article. FLASH -------------- Miss Patricia Lincicome well-known millionairess, failed again in her attempt to pass Charm School. It is known to the country that she has been attending well-known charm schools for the last 26 years. When asked by a reporter Why didn't you give up a long time ago? Her reply was If at first you don't succeed try, try, again. As they all set sipping their tea, there is a continuous,loud roaring sound A N D T H E X Y Z B O M B I S D R O P P E D. I

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enior Cfcwfs !Q OlO ec? The scene opens in the elaborate home of the now famous singer, yes, she is the former Beverly McCullough. She is now singing for a 'l'V network which sends the best colored pictures throughout the land. She is serving tea this afternoon to Mrs. Eva Ooble, missionary from the wilds of Africa. Better known to her friends as Eva Root, she has brought back alive, her husband, Chief Ooble-Ooble-Ooble, a converted head hunter. They are showing the chief a scrapbook containing news articles about their former classmates . March 3, 1965 ------- january 26, 1970 ----- November 16 , 1 968 july 10, 1971 -------- April 23, 1976 ------- August 20, 1973 ----- September 2 7 , 1 97 0 The famous scientist, Professor Richard Anderson, who discovered that lung cancer really is caused by smoking, died today in his Pittsburg home, of lung cancer. The Famous woman jet-pilot, Mrs. Karen fMumperj Martin, has just returned from a non-stop flight around the world in jet propelled helicopter. People, strange things are yet to come! Miss Lois CHaysj Manville Roosevelt Rockenfelder, has just married her new boss jacob D. Ford, President of the new Super-Sonic Baby Carriage Company. The new Nlrs. Ford states This is my last husband, for I can get a new baby carriage every year. A new worlds record for Hula-1-looping has been made by Ginger Hoopla Messner, who has been practicing to win for some ten years over the previous champion Don Harris, of Iowa, who says -My hooping days are surely over. The new record set by Hoopla was 32 days, 4 hours, 25 minutes, and 6 seconds This newspaper congratulates her! The FBI finally caught up with the rembezzler of some Sl, 000, OOO . 00 . They caught the teller of the Comercial and Savings Bank of Millersburg in a small Kansas town. Miss Carol Martin told the reporters, l was going to return the money as soon as 1 was positive of my career. The King Ranch in Texas was auctioned off today for Sl, 000, O00.00, to the former Miss Sandra Spreng of Ohio. She intends to move to this spacious tract of land with her husband in the near future. To raise horses, she says! The Pill Pushers of America held their annual convention in Roanoke last week. The award for the most likely to succeed and Typical Pill Pusher went to an Ohioian, Miss Lois Lang, R. N. Lois's reply to the reporters question, Where do they get the name Pil1 Pushers ? wasp How can pills be pushed if they don't have a pusher?

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