Nashville High School - Bon Voyage Yearbook (Nashville, OH)

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I'd like to help you out which way did you come ln? No reason for it just school rules Use your head It's the little things that count Don t talk about yourself, we'1l do that when you leave Psalm of Physics Franks is my teacher, I shall not pass, maketh U8 to work dense experiments leadeth me to expose my ignorance before my classmates He maketh me to study nightly for 2 hours for my grades' sake Yea, tho I study until midnight I shall gain no physics For principals bother me and laws sorely trouble me He prepareth tests fer me in the presence of mine enemies He giveth me a low grade, my work runneth under Surely zero and theories shall fo llow me all the days of my lite Ana I emu dwell in uns Class or Physics for-ever A Man Off hiB ROC A Trombone Player in a Telephone Booth er A Pig Going Around a Barn Mr. He , He .

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0 'isa One dark day in the middle of the night Two dead boys stood up to fight, Back to back thev faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other A dead policeman heard the noise, He came and shot the two dead boys Ronnie While we are sitting in the moonlight I'd like to ask you Phyllis Yes? Ronnie Gould you please move over? I'm sitting on a nail Patsy Now that we're engaged, you'll give me a ring won't you? Johnny Certainly What's your phone number? Harriet Mother, come quickly! Mrs Schlauch What's wrong dear? Harriet Carl just ate all those raisins off that sticky brown paper in the kitchen Max What is an icicle? Loy That's easy It's a drip caught in a draft Marlene Can you stand on your head? Patsy P No, its too high Gloria Naw Doctor Did you take a hot bath? Gloria Yeah Doctor Did you drink orange Juice after the hot bath? Gloria After drinking the hot bath I couldn't get the orange juice down Harriet I always do my hardest work before breakfast Mary What's that? Harriet Getting up 'How do you spell M1ss1es1pp1?' 'The river or the state?' Mr Van Barg 'What are you doing now?' Loy 'Noth1ng, but 1t's steady 'Grandpa, now that you're lOO years old, do you still dream about women?' 'Yep, I still dream about em, but I've stopped cnaslng them ' A woman got a traffic ticket The policeman help up his hand but she d1dn't understand him She was a former schoolteacher Keep your eye on the ball, Your shoulder to the wheel, Your ear to the ground Now try to work in that P0B1t10H Why d1dn't you choose your grandparents more carefully? I don't know hon I'd get along without you but I sure would like to try it Years ago a kid used to ask his father to help him with his homework Now he tells his father to do the homework wh11g he watches Howdy Doody Heard in an incubator Last one out is a rotten egg I xg E ll I Doctor-Is your cold any better? 5