Nashville High School - Bon Voyage Yearbook (Nashville, OH)

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GLASS FRGPHECY I see it is now the day of the reunion of the Graduating Class of 1955, in the elaborate estate of Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Van Barg, and their son Maurice the IV. The day is perfect for such a gathering and I am expecting many shocks and amusements. The builer is now greeting the first guest who we find is Johnny Strang and his wife, Close to their sides we find their lovely twins WPamU and WPatW. John seems to be extremely happy for his Wherfordn Farm is becoming a tremendous success. Well, look here, we find our next arrival to be WLarryW Leppla. Larry is driving a pink Cadillac convertible which he thought would m tch his wife's purple coat. He is now the Chief of Police of Nashville and is trying to catch the culprit who hooks radios up to NLo d Speakersn and plays them during American History Class, Could it have been Mr. ladsworth? What's this we have here? Outside a taxi pulls to the curb and our old classmates HShirleyN Gard and WFrancesU Allison are getting out. Shirley is in a wheel chair. Yes, she had both of her legs broken, it seems she was chasing a wolf around a corner and fell in a man hole. Now she has called 'dpon Frances, who is a registered nurse, to care for her, What's that noise? Thunder? Don't tell me it's going to rain today. Sounds like birds singing, now, Oh, no, that's WShir1eyN Martin, She is now starring in North Pacific, and is playing opposite 'Enco Pinzian, The guest that just Nblew inn we find is Jo Ann Wachtel, being greeted by Van himself. Did you know she is a TV star? She is star comedian on the show WI am a Blockn. My, C My, our secretary just arrived, Shirley Walkerow. After she got her experience and education from being a secretary of the class she decided to go even higher goals and now has a distinguished office position in the UBachelor's Clubn of America, What's this we have here? No, our eyes aren't deceiving us, or is that Beverly Kaylor? What's that she is wearing? Leopard skin? And is that a monkey on her shoulder? Now I recollect, she always did want to act with nTarzanU. Jo Ann Martin has arrived and is being greeted by the butler. Jo Ann has at last filled her greatest ambition of being quietly wed to a nfinen five star general. I can still hear a distant rumbling noise, but it doesnft seem to bother the others so we will see who is next, Another couple is at the door, Lloyd Schlauch. Lloyd is really coming up in the world. His date for this evening is non other than.Marilyn Monroe, I hear a clicking of high heels, sure enough it is Janet May. She and her husband own a big car washing plant, and specialize in NCrosleys and Austins.n The great veterinarian, WComnieU Elsasser, is being shown to her proper seat. I hear question now confronting the V Club of America is 'Why do black cows eat green grass and give white milk and yellow cream?0 Well, well, here is Fred Wagner, now a prominent lawyer in New York City quite a family man too, we hear. The eighth child came the other day. His Bachelor Club membership expired. fcontinuedj

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PROPHECY---continued Listen to the trumpets blaring out WMilitary Escortu. No wonder its welcoming to old admiral Chet Conner. Thanks to the Naval Reserves. Gee, here comes Mary Lou Castell through the door. It looks like those hills are doing her no harm. She took u the job of landscaping after the stone quarries moved out and a big hole is left, but she is rather disappointed because she couldn't find any gold in them thar hills. That noise outside isgetting worse, I can't imagine what is causing that awful racket. Whatever it is, is getting nearer. Let's investigate, Guess what is coming in now, we might have known Bill Allison and Dale Dininger is racing. Dale has a new Mercury and is doing quite well for himself. Bill finally get his combination WChevieU and 0FordW finished. A UWillie-Billn that goes a 119 m. p. h.. JOKES Mr. Wadsworth: WCalm1y define the difference between life and love'. NLife is just one fool thing after another--Love is just two fool things after each othern. iitii The teachers are afraid of the principal: the principal is afraid of the supervisorsg the su ervisors are afraid of the school boardsg the school boards are afraid of the parentsg the parents are afraid of the childreng the children ---- ha ng it, the children a.ren't afraid of anybody. wmmmm Shirley M: NI got fifty on my history test.F Beverly K: Nwell, that makes you a half-witu. mamma Mr. Franks Cto Senior Classjz Wwhat an ignorant class. You are dismissed and please do not flap your ears as you go out.F ii!!! Jo Ann: 'What do you call a man who drives a car, Dad? Dad: UThat depends on how close he comes to me.N iikii If you can't laugh at the jokes of this age, laugh at the age of the jokes,