Nashua High School - Tusitala Yearbook (Nashau, NH)

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sold to every well-dressed penguin by Eddie Lehoullier, Tony Mandravelis, Richard Skorb, and Ray Fraser. Laughing Ache: Am I seeing things? Are Bob West, Albert Levesque, Gerard Gabriel, and Arthur Matsis drilling oil wells on that glac- ier? Deer Moon: That's right, and there's that deep-freeze factory run by Sylvia Buswell, Terry Lozeau, Carol Gibbs, and Phyllis Phil- brick. They've made a lot of cold cash from selling them to the Eskimos. Willywam: Wow! An orange plantation for frozen orange juice owned by those fabulous orange squeezers, Bessie Gardikes, Gloria Pinette, Stanley Yanis, and Edna Hatfield. Laughing Ache: Remember John Anastasiou, Shirley Guest, Lois Becker, and Albert Cador- ette? They just finished inventing a mower for cutting the icicle weeds on the pineapple plantation owned by Elaine Schumaker, Jean- nette Dugas, and Albert Beaulieu. fMusic off stage Death Valley J Dashing Day: What's happening? The South Pole is changing into a desert. Now I see Death Valley in the flames. Willywam: Do you see the safari crossing the desert? Bob Annis is at the head on his palomino camel, followed by that daring sheik, Ralph Lucier, and his dancing girls, Sylvia Spencer, Bobby Hopwood, Mary Ken- nedy, Beverly Markaverich, Sandra Mason, Camile Poney, Pickles Rajotte, Maureen Gagnon, and Martha Wiggin. Deer Moon: Behind the safari are Frank Has- kell, Albert Leclair, Roger Dube, and John Hammar, the archeologists who are looking for the ancient realms of the ant kingdom. Dashing Day: There are Priscilla Bosse, Leo Desrosiers, Leo Dutton, and Bob Gamache, who are knitting bow ties for the giant dino- saurs. Marvin Porter, George Rosedoff, Norman Guerette, and Paul Berube have cre- ated these dinosaurs by injecting a special serum into half-inch lizards. The serum was made by Hector Girard, Priscilla Guilmain, and Beth Beaubien. Laughing Ache: That car hop for flying sauc- ers on the sand dune is owned by Estelle Belanger, Norman Brodeur, Grace Haskell, and Dick Finucan. It is really up in the air in the latest interplanetary space travel. Deer Moon: Look at those cute waitresses dressed in the latest space bikinis! They're just out of this world-Carol White, Sylvia Roy, Barbara George, Susan Record, Marie GRADUATION ISSUE Chartrain, Marsha Coleman, and Marjorie Ingerson. CCircus musicl All: Hurrah! The circus! Willywam: Lefty Slattery in his purple and pink striped ringmaster's suit is just intro- ducing Ody Katsohi, Robert Lovejoy, and Barry Cerier, with their vicious Martian pyg- mies, Hugh Taggart, Karl Foster, Bill Park, and Tommy Flahive. Dashing Day: Running through the crowd are Allan Britton, Leonard Gaudette, Douglas Lalmond, Ronald Lucas, and Norman Leveille, selling cornless popcorn made from alfalfa seed by Loren Jean, Arden Post, and Tommy Wallent. Deer Moon: Right now the side show is more exciting than the main tent. Let's look a- round. Pauline Pare, Shirley Christian, and Pat Vandalosk are lifting thousand-pound weights. Laughling Ache: Here are the world's renown- ed ten-foot-pole-swallowers-Dick Putnam, Edgar Rondeau, and Bill Quigley. There's something fishy about that pole! Dashing Day: There are the two Siamese twins, Jeannine and Jeanne Pepin, joined by their thumbs. It happened in a subway acci- dent. Willywam: Bob Seaman is being hacked in two by that fabulous lumberjack, Lacombe. Deer Moon: Look at the celebrated snake charmer from East Cambodia. Why, it's Joanna Henderson, playing her alligator-skin flute. Laughing Ache: Louie Gagnon, Ray Morin, Dick Dubray, and Dick Ledoux are running a concession selling chartreuse polka-dotted woolen candy. Dashing Day: There are those famous sarsa- parilla merchants. George Panagoulis, Roger Bouthillier, Rene Michaud, and Paul Boisson- neault. Willywam: Alfred Bouchard, Carroll Cote, Sheila Widener, creators of that new game canable, a combination of canasta and scrab- ble, are riding the Jimmy Feraios Wheel. CMusic- Racing with the Moon J Laughing Ache: There goes Dick Harwood rac- ing with the moon. The Big Cheese won! Willywam: Look! George Deneault, Reggie Dupont, Richard Miller, Ernest Guilmain, and Dick Gay, the moonmen, have made a fortune selling moonshine to passing Plutonians. Deer Moon: Emile Dionne, Bill Gagnon, Don Gould, and Bob Brunelle, the relentless ex- PAGE SIXTY-NINE

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plorers, are looking for the cow that jumped over the moon. The cost of beef is high! Dashing Day: There's the Last Chance Gas Station, owned by Paul Bradley, Don Ther- rien, and Lawrence Schofield, for cars travel- ling on the interplanetary space highway be- tween Earth and Saturn. It was built by those up in the air constructionists, Bob Theriault, Betty Leone, Melvin Platte, and Anastasios Katsikas. fMusic-Hawaiianl Deer Moon: Look at the beautiful palm trees swaying in the Samoan breeze. Willywam: Mary Jane Malay and Victor Pelle- tier are teaching the American emigrants, Jimmy O'Neil, Carol Downing, Ronny Gen- dron, Bev Prior, Mary Ann Naceski, and June Craig, the arts of hula-ing. Laughing Ache: Arthur Katsiaficas, that liter- ary genius, is sitting under a palm tree, writ- ing romantic poetry while slurping homogen- ized coconut milk. This milk was made by Florence Houde, Bobby Kerouac, and Janet Mercier. Willywam: Next to him are Dot Fleury, Naomi Stearns, and Bob Morin, writers of that You Can't: Do Without It Ubangi Dictionary. Dashing Day: There are Bob Michaud, Billy Ayer, Ronald Cadieux, Don Santerre, Bob Peabody, and Dick Pinette with their brushes and combs, combing the beach. They're look- ing for a golden popsicle stick discarded by the multimillionairess, Janice Ackroyd. Deer Moon: That looks like a pirate ship pull- ing into the harbor. Andre Archambeault, that notorious buccaneer, has just returned from plundering the cannibals with his crew. I hear they got in quite a stew! The other pirates are Dick Anctil, Ralph Anderson, Hubert Chaput, Norman Cote, Roger Comire, and George Prince. Laughing Ache: Mary Jane Rioux, Dot Pate- naude, Cecile Robichaud, and Laurette Scont- sas are walking out of the ocean. The pirates made them walk the plank, but playing it real cool, the girls had a cake of soap, and were able to wash themselves ashore. Willywam: Hiding craftily behind a coconut tree is semi-private eye, Bob Vantine, hired by Marla Hildreth to look for her other man. CMusic-tomtomsl Dashing Day: The vision in the flames shows us those horrible African head-hunters, Leonard Boucher, Jimmy Dobens, Billy Ingra- ham, John Levesque, Gerry Dube, Paul May- nard, Dick Theriault, and Dick Williamson, PAGE SEVENTY creeping through the jungle. Willywam: Oh, look at the shriveled heads on those bamboo poles! Why, it's Marie Mc- Laughlin, and there are Dick Mansfield and Bev Parent. And that's Don Noel, Pat Dorr, and Sheila Andrews. Laughing Ache: Don't worry! Professors Helen Hatzis, Virginia Kimball, and Eddie Annis are on their way through the jungle to rescue and reanimate their fellow tribesmen. Deer Moon: Charlie Jepson, Bill Lemire, Sandy Travis, and Cynthia Levesque are cross- breeding zebras and tigers to make those sen- sational checkerboard segers. Dashing Day: Danny Phelan, Loretta Stevens, Jean Couturier, and Louie Winslow are run- ning a luggage shop where baby elephants may buy suitcases till they're old enough to have their own trunks. Laughing Ache: There are the members of the New York Sporting Club, Donat Valcourt, Marilyn Simpson, Joseph Silva, Eugene Car- ter, Norman Coutu, and Joan Gardner. They are hunting for their way home! Willywam: That looks like a courtroom! Joe Merchant is investigating Margaret Kulikow- ski, Paul Lucier, Jackie Desclos, and Lilly Paskevich. They are the heads of the Cul- tured Civilized Party for infiltrating the native population. Dashing Day: A rumor's going around about the F.B.I. fFuture Baldheaded Indians.J Jean Willett, Pauline Currier, Bev Hall, and Mary Dunbar are checking up on Joe's last year's head tax. Deer Moon: Look's as if he lost his head over the whole thing! Laughing Ache: His barbers, Les Lambert and George Manley, think he's in for a close shave. fMusic- East Side, West Side J Dashing Day: Gee, New York City is forming in the smoke! That's a dress shop on Fifth Avenue. Willywam: Why, it's the latest exclusive store owned by Judy Robie, Pat Riviere, Avice Devereux, and Joyce Milliard. They create those original backless, strapless gowns. re- inforced with wires, scotchtape, bands, pads, and prayers. Laughing Ache: There are the madhatters, Carol Roy, Viola DiPietro, Sonia Romel, and Penny Mercier, owners of the most prominent hat shop in New York. They are now featur- ing hats with built in air conditioning for hot-headed people. TUSITALA

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MEDICINE MEN Scene: Indian reservation on the shores of the Muddymack in the year 1965. Four medicine men: Willywam, Deer Moon, Laughing Ache, and Dashing Day are rhythmically dancing to the hypnotic beat of tomtoms around a campfire. The tomtoms suddenly come to an end. The eerie movements cease. Willywam: Ugh. Laughing Ache: Ugh. Deer Moon: Ugh. Dashing Day: Ugh. All: Ugh. Willywam: I see a strange vision leaping from the depths of the dancing flames. Three: Ugh! Laughing Ache: They are phantom faces. Three: Ugh! Deer Moon: My eyes have seen these images in the hollows of the past. Three: Ugh. Dashing Day: These are our lost tribesmen who have ventured from the reservation on the Muddymack to the depths of the mysteri- ous unknown. All: Ugh! Laughing Ache: I hear music. fCan Can music off stage! Willywam: Moe Arel, Norman Duff, Dick Cote, Tommy Ryan, Jimmy Kopka, Donald Plamon- don, and Eugene Zins, led by Burleigh Briggs, are dancing the Can Can in a glittering Paris night club managed by Donald Leroy Ethier, that fabulous bankrupt playboy. Deer Moon: Look! There in the audience are the famous radish canners-Earl Dufoe, David Winer, Claire Theriault, and Anna Skirkey. They run the We Can Them Red, Ripe, and Ravishing Enterprises. PAGE, SIXTY-EIGHT Laughing Ache: Dashing Day, do you recog- nize any others of our tribesmen in the audi- ence? Dashing Day: Ugh. Rosilla Avery, Doris La- tour, Elizabeth Murphy, and Barbara Spell- man, faculty at the new college for breeding monkeys for organ grinders, are sitting be- side some other fellow tribesmen. Laughing Ache: Ugh. I know them-Wayne Beard, Bob Dustin, Louie Laroche, and Con- rad Laquerre. They manufacture braces for buck-teethed chickens. Willywam: The Parisian night club is fading out .... a race track appears. CBugle announces beginning of race.D Deer Moon: It looks like the famous Rocking- horse Track. Laughing Ache: The horses are running- Sylvia Hendrickson is on Brookline . Deer Moon: Joyce Cabbage Peterson on Hollis is leading by a head. Willywam: There's Janet Banana Sliney on Nashua , slipping into the bunch. Dashing Day: Roland Poliquin on Gird1e,' is now coming into the stretch. All: And here's the winner by a nose- Paul Beak Bellavance. Laughing Ache: Rockinghorse is disappearing. CMusic: Way down South in the land of snowflakes, Cold and wind and glacial ice cakes, Look away, look away, look away, Polar Land.J Willywam: That must be the prefab sealskin housing district run by Norman Cheney, Richard Landry, Arthur Belair, and Arthur Gay. Dashing Day: There are the pink zoot-suits TUSITALA 0