Napoleon High School - Buckeye Yearbook (Napoleon, OH)

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- B U CK E Y E- Time Marches Un President - -' Charles Mann Vice President Lawrence Funkhouser Secretary - - Donald Chance Treasurer Charles Klotz Juniors? Who said that? Oh, that's right We are Juniors, aren't we? Next year we'll be Seniors, but there has been no time to think of that because all year we have been very active in school activities. In athletics our class contributed to football, basketball, and track. Each performer handled his task in an excellent manner, As for debate, members of our class aided in the success of this Work, also. The class play, with the sincere help of those expert directors, Miss Smith and Mr. Johnson, was a booming success, both in putting money in the class treasury and in putting the show over. We are not forgetting that our members also formed a part of the band, orchestra, Girl Reserves, Hi-Y, and glee clubs, which will help us in later life by teaching us to be better citizens and training us socially. We feel this has been ia most successful year for the class. We wish next year's Juniors the same measure of success, J CHARLES MANN.

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-BUCKEYE- IAPPILT EVER AFTER A daisy to Willis Yackee--the truest man. He was offered a cool million to be news commentator on the Grape Nuts Program, but turned it down. He has been chauffeur to Miss Reichert for four years. She prefers a career to marriage, however. having just turned down his 37th proposal, Evidently Willis has not given up hope. Recommendations for an enjoyable evening--Wilma Armstrong's gorgeous warbling at the Wigwam, That fellow who watches her so adoringly from the ringside table is Junior Foor, the professional football wonder. Donna June Rhody's All-Girl Orchestra has been invited by the King of Bologna to play a special engagement at the royal palace this summer. lt is rumored that the King has his eyes on her famous drummer, Marge Heilman. Donne Andrew, the well-known artist, will sail next month for Germany. He has been offered 840,000 to retouch the moustache on a painting of Adolph Hitler. Ruby Gillespie, private secretary to J. P. Morthan. the steel magnate. has been voted America's No. 1 secretary. Marcille Armbruster. the playwright, will be a June bride. Her approaching marriage to D. King Dinga-Donga is being announced. The Rose-Ell, the quaint little flower shop on Broadway which so many of the stage and screen notables frequent. derives its name from its owner, Rosella Dieringer. Barley McCorn , dummy of the well-known ventriloquist. Fred Winsman. is taking the country by Storm. The agent. advisor. personal secretary and wardrobe designer for Barley McCorn is Leola Kessler. Herbert Reimund, manager of a chain of theatres thruout the country, has been seen stepping with Dorothy Homan. owner of New York's most famous nursery school- Dorothy's Kiddie Garden. At 10:15 each morning, Monday through Friday. every radio is dialed to hear Nevah Mohler, one of the leading exponents of modern are-culinary art-give her daily diet instruc- tions. That very enterprising young lady has made a marvelous discovery-a food of which a person can eat as much as he likes without becoming filled. Most ardent of her fan mail comes from Cornelius J. Burrows, famous young mechanic who is perfecting a new type of gasless engine. Two of the greatest benefactors of humanity are those famous Social Workers, Elenor Young and Madalin Welson. -Their greatest problem is what to do when they run out of slums. The much discussed Nobel Award of 1948 has been given to Mildred Spitler for her poem, My Hopes For America--Realized. According to a recent survey, it is revealed that the recipient of the highest paid salary in America is Mary Lou Daman. lMiss Daman is president of the girls' college Twin Twar. even more famous than Bryn Mawr. Already the author of half a dozen best sellers fthe last sold 150,000,000 copiesl Jane Small's greatest problem has been how to dispose of her huge royalties. Now to add to her troubles. Jane has received word that for the tenth consecutive time she has won the 32.500 from the American Magazine essay contest with her paper. The America I Want. Gerald Knepley. the man whom all his classmates expected to become a famous biologist, has instead answered the call of the ministry. He preaches in one of the most beautiful of New York's churches and packs his parishoners in by the hundreds. His very capable and efficient secretary, Frances Homan. sees that the books are kept. A culinary column in the New York Daily Reflector which is attracting more readers every day is written by none other than Hilda Sonnenberg. One of the paper's reporters who achieved fame for digging up a sensational scoop is Evelyn Willard. Victor Bassett, famous multi-millionaire who made his fortune on Wall Street. has made known the fact that he will highly reward his two private nurses. Mary Finerty and Marcille Hitts. who saved him when it seemed that he would be drawn within the clutches of pneumonia. Mr. Bassett has also rewarded his private secretary. Marie Loudon. who so efficiently carried on his business for him. Dr. T. Quinn, Jr., who took as much misery out of this old world as anybody when he happened upon that sure cure for hay fever, made the headlines for the second time within a week. when that famous as well as temperamental operatic star, Mlle. Ann Rohrbaugh. contract- ed a cold on the day of her opening. Whispering hoarsely that none but the best should touch her throat, she demanded Dr. Quinn. Even though he was about to make a shot which would make him international golf champion. with a score of 18 on the first 17 holes, Dr. Quinn threw down his club and grimly muttering. Duty first. duty first, left the course. Contemplating a non-stop flight is that noted pilot. Arnold Schilperoot, and his co- pilot, Ruth Vorwerk. Patricia Pat Parker has been named the country's leading interior decorator and has just been informed that she was chosen to remodel the White House as soon as candidate Wood- ward is elected. When that job is completed and before going abroad to make plans for redoing the Hall of Mirrors. she will pause long enough to plan the furnishings for the homes of two friends whom she knew as Bernice Rohrbaugh and Lucille Brown. Both are outstanding young society matrons, and each has told Miss Parker privately to spare no expense in making her home the most beautiful on Long Island. fContinued on Page 672

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It's thc rustic in 'em. rl-ZIYZHH This brought forth a song. W'ide open spaces OHiccrsA-'AWho says it's a Wo- man's world? In spring a young man's fancy turns. BUCKEYE