Nancy High School - Guide Post Yearbook (Nancy, KY)

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JOKES Herbert Norfleet targuingl: I ought to know. I Don't I go to school, stupid? Lela Buchanan: Sure, and you come home that way, tool Lewel Molen: You know, I feel like punching that hard-boiled sergeant in the nose again. Leonard Harmon: Again? Lewel Molen: Yes, I felt like it yesterday. Mr. Higgins: You know, dear, my faith could move a mountain. Mrs. Higgins: Then you'd better apply some of it to those ashes in the basement. Mr. Barlow: What on earth caused my shaving brush to be so stiff? I Mrs. Barlow: I don't know. It was all right when I painted the door with it this morning. u Lucy Henderson: Why do you make such low marks in history? , ' Luretha Daws: Aw, the-y're always asking me something that happened before I was born. Iuanita Tarter: Now, let's thinkl I Iuanita Molen: No, let's do something that you can do, too. Weynath Weddle: I'd like for you to come over and have dinner with us. Mrs. Weaver: Thank you, sir, but your class work is already satisfactory. x Rual Wilson: Does your husband talk in his sleep? Nellie Roy: No, and it's terribly exasperating. He just grins. Catherine Toms: This book will do half your work for you. . Mildred Haney: Fine. I'l1 take two. -Rella Delk Iasper. 1

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'HQ' QI! VY'-uw-rv. ' Y W'!'! JOKES Elnora Keith: Did you ever take chloroform? Ina Simpson: No, who teaches it? James McFall ton April lsti: Why so tired? , Maynard Wood: Who wouldn'1 be after a March of 31 days? Anna Shepperd: I just tore my new handkerchief. Gladys Patterson: It must have been an awful blow! Elsie Harness: How did you come out with your exams? Ezra Delk: Iust like Napoleon. I went down in history. Barkley Colson: A woman is nothing but a rag, a bone and a hank of hairl Sarah Holder: Oh, is that so! VV ell, man is noth- I ing but a brag, a groan, and a tank of airl Mrs. Rainwater: Who wrote Oh, to be in Eng- land' '? Glen Taylor: Hitler! 1 Mr. Higgins Csternlyl: You should have been in class half an hour ago. Harold Bradley: Why, what happened? Mr. Ramsey: Name four kinds of sheep. William Minton: Black sheep, white sheep, Mary's little lamb, and hydraulic ram. ,. .5 v 5,1 . Iohn Dalton: All my ancestors were fishermen. I'm at the end of the line. Ilus Taylor: Isee. Aworm. Mrs. Weaver: Dual, where is the Suwannee River? Dual McClendan Cafter much hesitationl: Er, far, far away. Elsie Harmon: See that boy over there annoying Virginia? Edna Hargis: Why, he isn't even looking at her. Elsie Harmon: That's what's annoying her. Maudena Norfleet Cthrilledl: George proposed to me last nightl Doris Roy: Doe-sn't he do it beautifully, though? Mrs. Higgins: Give me a sentence with an object. Winfred Cundiff: Mrs. Higgins, you are very beautiful. Mrs. Higgins: What is the object? Winfred Cundiff: A good mark. Mr. Carter: You see, class, I believe in fighting the enemy with his own weapons. Rella Delk: Really? Iust how do you go about stinging a wasp?

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CAN YOU IMAGINE? Harold Bradley being a night owl. Lela Buchanan acting like a Senior. Barkley Colson not being president. Winfred Cundift having his lessons on time. Iohn Daulton short and fat. Luretha Daws without an armload of books. Ezra Delk speaking to a girl. Bella Delk married and settled down. Mildred Haney disturbing in class. Edna Hargis with her mouth closed. Elsie Harmon not being boy crazy. Leonard Harmon proposing to a girl. Elsie Harness talking all the time. Lucy Henderson the wife of a sailor. Elnora Keith not giggling. Dual McClendon acting his age. Virginia McClendon being a nurse maid. Iames McFall flirting with a girl. William Minton with a temper. Iuanita Molen being a public speaker. Lewel Molen being a henpecked husband. Herbert Norfleet without curly hair. Maudena Norileet arguing with Mr. Carter. Gladys Patterson tall and slim. Doris Roy sitting still for five minutes. Nellie Roy teaching sclzool. Anna Shepperd not responding to questions in class Ina Simpson a glamor girl. Iuanita Tarter keeping house for Shiny. Glenn Taylor sitting on the front row in class. Ilus Taylor being a cowboy. Catherine Toms not blushing. Weyneth Weddle attending class regularly. Rual Wilson with blond hair. Maynard Wood principal of Nancy High School. Mr. Higgins pushing a baby buggy. Mrs. Higgins being an expert cook. Mr. Ramsey without a smile. Miss Thomas a cranky housewife. Mrs. Rainwater a physical education teacher. Mr. Barlow being a preacher. Mrs. Barlow without sweet Iune. Mrs. Weaver with black hair. Mr. Carter not talking cn the subject of love. Mrs. Harris trotting a baby on her knee. -Sarah E. Holder.