Nancy High School - Guide Post Yearbook (Nancy, KY)

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'HQ' QI! VY'-uw-rv. ' Y W'!'! JOKES Elnora Keith: Did you ever take chloroform? Ina Simpson: No, who teaches it? James McFall ton April lsti: Why so tired? , Maynard Wood: Who wouldn'1 be after a March of 31 days? Anna Shepperd: I just tore my new handkerchief. Gladys Patterson: It must have been an awful blow! Elsie Harness: How did you come out with your exams? Ezra Delk: Iust like Napoleon. I went down in history. Barkley Colson: A woman is nothing but a rag, a bone and a hank of hairl Sarah Holder: Oh, is that so! VV ell, man is noth- I ing but a brag, a groan, and a tank of airl Mrs. Rainwater: Who wrote Oh, to be in Eng- land' '? Glen Taylor: Hitler! 1 Mr. Higgins Csternlyl: You should have been in class half an hour ago. Harold Bradley: Why, what happened? Mr. Ramsey: Name four kinds of sheep. William Minton: Black sheep, white sheep, Mary's little lamb, and hydraulic ram. ,. .5 v 5,1 . Iohn Dalton: All my ancestors were fishermen. I'm at the end of the line. Ilus Taylor: Isee. Aworm. Mrs. Weaver: Dual, where is the Suwannee River? Dual McClendan Cafter much hesitationl: Er, far, far away. Elsie Harmon: See that boy over there annoying Virginia? Edna Hargis: Why, he isn't even looking at her. Elsie Harmon: That's what's annoying her. Maudena Norfleet Cthrilledl: George proposed to me last nightl Doris Roy: Doe-sn't he do it beautifully, though? Mrs. Higgins: Give me a sentence with an object. Winfred Cundiff: Mrs. Higgins, you are very beautiful. Mrs. Higgins: What is the object? Winfred Cundiff: A good mark. Mr. Carter: You see, class, I believe in fighting the enemy with his own weapons. Rella Delk: Really? Iust how do you go about stinging a wasp?

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-nr-pq-, ' 'r1 ',i1 ! A ' ' WILL We, the Senior Class of 1943, being fully aware of the catastrophe about to descend upon us, do forthwith decree that our worldly stores shall be disposed of in the following manner: r To the faculty we leave the memory of our classy may they think well of it. To the Iunior Class, we leave our high and lofty position and the privileges and advantages which go with it. To the Sophomore Class, we leave our puppy-love affairs with the hope that they will profit by our mistakes. To the Freshman Class, we leave our heartfelt sympathy for the next three years. Harold Bradley leaves his singing voice to Norman Tarter. Lela Buchanan leaves her solemn looks to Pauline Ragle. Barkley Colson leaves his position on the basketball team to Deward Camp- bell. Winfred Cundiff leaves his love for Baby Iohnson to Clancy Barnes. Iohn Daulton leaves his black hair to Sam Zimmerman. Luretha Daws leaves her silent actions to Iimmy Prather. Ezra Delk joyfully leaves his books to Lorene Taylor. Hella Delk Iasper leaves her alibis to Gladys Roberts. Mildred Haney leaves her ability to make friends to anyone who needs it. Edna Hargis leaves her temper to Pauline Hunley. Elsie Harness leaves her quiet ways to Iewell Bland. Leonard Harmon leaves his farming ability to Esten Webb. Elsie Harmon leaves her place in the music department to Annie Minton. Gladys Patterson leaves her giggles to Glenn Smith. Doris Roy leaves her girlish figure to Cyree Hart. Nellie Roy refuses to give up any of her possessions, as she is savng them for Hubert. A Anna Shepperd leaves her good grades to Wilbur Buchanan. lna Simpson leaves her job as entertainer on the bus to Martha Ann Henson. Iuanita Tarter leaves her place as cheerleader to Rena Burton. Glenn Taylor leaves his ability to write ballads to Nina Norfleet. Ilus Taylor leaves his mechanical ability to Ioe Pitman. Catherine Toms leaves her cunning ways to Lowell Norfleet. Wayneth Weddle leaves his love for Elgie to Curtis Luttrell. - Rual Wilson leaves his hall-walking ability to Sylvia Roberts. Maynard Wood leaves his ability to attend classes without studying to Alberta Hargis. Lucy Henderson leaves her love for the faculty to all the freshmen. Sarah Holder leaves her serious disposition to Dolly Hill. Elnora Keith leaves her love affair with Mr. Carter to Eva Mae Taylor. Dual McClendon leaves his Wise Cracks to Linden Taylor. Virginia McClendon leaves her desire for True Romane Magazines to Evelyn Mize. Iames McFall leaves his cough drops to Fern Burgin. t William Minton leaves his public speaking ability to Pad Daulton. Lewel Molen leaves his fair complexion to Iunior Miller. Herbert Norfleet leaves his ability to sneak out of study hall to Lindel Muse. Maudena Norfleet leaves her ability to write love letters to Nina Tarter. I -luanita Molen.

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JOKES Herbert Norfleet targuingl: I ought to know. I Don't I go to school, stupid? Lela Buchanan: Sure, and you come home that way, tool Lewel Molen: You know, I feel like punching that hard-boiled sergeant in the nose again. Leonard Harmon: Again? Lewel Molen: Yes, I felt like it yesterday. Mr. Higgins: You know, dear, my faith could move a mountain. Mrs. Higgins: Then you'd better apply some of it to those ashes in the basement. Mr. Barlow: What on earth caused my shaving brush to be so stiff? I Mrs. Barlow: I don't know. It was all right when I painted the door with it this morning. u Lucy Henderson: Why do you make such low marks in history? , ' Luretha Daws: Aw, the-y're always asking me something that happened before I was born. Iuanita Tarter: Now, let's thinkl I Iuanita Molen: No, let's do something that you can do, too. Weynath Weddle: I'd like for you to come over and have dinner with us. Mrs. Weaver: Thank you, sir, but your class work is already satisfactory. x Rual Wilson: Does your husband talk in his sleep? Nellie Roy: No, and it's terribly exasperating. He just grins. Catherine Toms: This book will do half your work for you. . Mildred Haney: Fine. I'l1 take two. -Rella Delk Iasper. 1