Nancy High School - Guide Post Yearbook (Nancy, KY)

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E1Bni6v 'Po-:if 1942 Virginia Pitman--I am sorry my dog bit you Gerald, but what can I do? Gerald Dick-A kiss would make everything swell. Virginia Pitman--A very good idea. Fido kiss Gerald. Lawrence Haney--I sure did knock them cold on that test. Mr. Haney-What did you make? Lawrence Haney--Zero. N Mrs. Warfield--fTo Garvis Simpson, a Seniorl How would Shakespeare have said, I see a bowlegged man ? Garvis Simpson-Eh'--ah-what is this I see. It is a man walking in par- enthesis. Mr. Molen-How did you get along with your wife in that fight the other night? Mr. Hislope-Ah, she came crawling to me on her knees. Mr. Molen--Yeah, what did she say? Mr. Hislope-Come out from under that bed you coward. Mrs. Cain-When was the dark ages? Leonard Flynn--During the days of knights. Juanita Brock-I et six eggs for breakfast this morning. Alexine Muse-You mean you ate don't you? Juanita Brock-Well, maybe it was eight I et, Noble York--Do you know why the little raspberry just cried and cried? Clara Muse--No, heartbreaker, why? Noble York-sBecause her mother is in a jam. Onedia Muse--What is the man feeding moth balls to the elephant for? Lucille Tucker--To keep the moth out of his trunk. '-CORDIA HARGIS 1215 115 K .

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mm East .I1942 gales OO Mr. Higgins-fhesitatinglyl Sir, I think it is just about time I got a raise. Boss-Why, we just put a raise in your envelope on Saturday. Mr. Higgins-Why don't my wife tell me these things? Shiney- Hi beautiful. What's your phone number? Pauline Tarter-Oh! It's in the book. Shiney-Swell. What's your name? Pauline Tarter--That's in the book., too. Mrs. Barlow---What are you wearing your glasses to bed for? Mr. Barlow-I want to get a better look at that gal I dreamed about last night. Beatrice Prather-How did your Mother find out you didn't take a bath? Velma Prather-I forgot to wet the soap. Eustis Weddle-My father's a doctor. I can be sick for nothing. Paul Godby-Well, mine's a preacher. I can be good for nothing. Arlean Huff-Do you find that a new baby brightens up a home? Virginia Sowder-I do. We have the lights on all night now. Mr. Carter-Pay your taxes with a smile. lbeing a government offlciali. Mrs. Higgins-I should love to but they always insist on cash. Lucille Tucker--What happens if the parachute fails to open? Leonard BurkettssYou come back honey, and I'll give you a new one. Dora Decker-Do you know why the little drop of ink is so blue? Edna Collins-No, why? Dora Decker-Because his father is in the pen, dummy. Mother-How did you get that black eye? Ray Laugherty-I was protecting a little boy. Mother-That was awful good of you. Who was he? Ray Laugherty-Me. Jackie Turpin--How come when I stand on my head that all the blood runs to it, but when I stand on my feet it doesn't? Willard Minton-Your feet aren't empty. John Lane--Your dog just bit a piece out of my leg. Toots Todd-It's nice that you mentioned it, I was just going to feed him. Gertrude Burgin-Oh Edna Mae! Look at this little green snake. Edna Mae Taylor-Leave him alone. Gertrude, he can do just as much harm as a ripe one. Irvine Muse-Love makes the world go around. Lonzo Wilson-So does a good swallow of tobacco juice.

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E1Bni6o P 1942 CGM 'QOH Jmdgine 99 Juanita Brock being a lady Wrestler. Gertrude Burgin without the giggles. Leonard Burkett dating a girl. Dora Decker blushing. Gerald Dick being a captain in the army. Iva Lee Flynn Taylor being a housewife. Leonard Flynn being tall, dark and handsome. Paul Godby being a pilot in the R. A. F. Lawrence Haney being a preacher. Cordia Hargis without her jabbers. Arlean Huff being iisty. John Lane not trying to be noticed. 05 Ray Laugherty being the next principal at Nancy Hi. Josephine Minton not being quiet. ' Roxie Minton getting mad. Willard Minton being Secretary of Agriculture. Alexine Muse without her curls. Clara Muse without a temper. Irvine Muse attending class every day. Onedia Muse not arguing with Mr. Carter. Mary Owen being an army wife. Virginia Pitman being the wife of a sailor. Velma Prather being a movie star. Beatrice Prather without Jackie Turpin. Milford Ragle being a cattle buyer. Garvis Simpson without a southern drawl. Virginia Sowder being a nurse maid. Pauline Tarter getting her lessons by herself. Edna Mae Taylor being a bubble dancer. Juanita Todd not being everywhere at once. Lucille Tucker being a cowgirl. Jackie Turpin being six feet tall. Eustis Weddle making speeches. Nancy Yanders being married. Noble York being a basket ball coach. --EDNA COLLINS