N R Crozier Technical High School - Wolf Pack Yearbook (Dallas, TX)

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OUR FIRST GRADE 'PRIMER LESSON. ONE Who is that? That is a Senior. What is a Senior? - He is a nitwit who thinks the world is waiting for him to graduate. Why does he think that? Because some dizzy artist pictured a graduate holding the destiny of the world in his hands. , Will he run the world by himself? He who thinketh he will, won't. Why does he wear that silly-looking cap? 'Cause the fellow named Dunce had his cap patented. But why does he look so tired? He got home in time to bring the milk in. Why did he bring the milk in? Just a daily habit he can't break. What if he dropped a bottle one morning? He'd probably get his neck broken for waking the dog. What does he have a dog for? To keep strangers from entering the house to find out when he arrives. What does he do before he brings the milk in? He generally attends some dance. What is a dance? A dance is where people hold each other and go 'round and 'round. Is that a burning stick in his mouth? No, that is a pipe with tobacco burning. I thought they fed tobacco to hogs. 'Sall the same. You should see the way he drives. What do autoists call him? A :? 8z! fcensoredj road-hog. Why does he drive like this? 'Cause he has a wee blond damsel in his possession. And what does he have her for? Class dismissed for today. E241

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As KNIGHT began to fall, they thought of home. But how could he go? He was in LOVE with her. She was, too, with him. So he PRESTON her close to him. Sitting on the COUCH he BENDER over and kissed her. When shall we get married? she sighed. Oh, not yet. You see I'm not working right now. We must wait until I get REICHERTJ' ' Only a month later when he was walking in her GARTEN he discovered a GOLDSBERRY plant. They're now REICH- IERT5 They were married two weeks later on a STARLEIGH NI HT. - FACULTY POPULARITY WINNERS During the four years that we Seniors have labored here at Tech, many teachers have directed us. Some were big, some little, some tall, some short, some fat, and some lean. Just so they had some way about them. As a feature for our publica- tion we took a ballot and here are the results: MOST STRIKING PERSONALITY Woman ,xAyi-iwq-Ayyy A y4----q--,--i,4--AWq Y 1st-Phoebe G. Storms QP 2nd-Bernice Bullock Man Anyy y,-- A q--Aq--A--w---. ij lst-George E. Hurt QP 2nd-E. O. Hayes BEST LOOKING ' Wgmanrr 1 Ay-yA 'I 1st-Alice Presnall Man ic.. ,...,,..,..,. ,r 2nd-Mary Lightfoot lst-E. O. Hayes 2nd-J im G. Ashburn MOST SCHOLARLY Wgmanrry -y-iA4Ne L L yyyqy-NAy-yy,-d,V,- if 1st-Margaret Mosby ll 2nd-Zoe McEvoy Man .,,4v-,- h-,--.MAk--,,-----.--- A ji lst-W. P. Fulton 4? 2nd-W .F. Hunter BEST DRESSED Woman., ..,M-4- y4Ay4,----4-----A4---4- Q I lst-May S. Stephens ,I 2nd-Jane D. Parker Man -.--A,-A p,----,K.--4-,--------, F I lst-E. O. Hayes l 2nd-J im G. Ashburn - Fortune never helps the man whose courage fails. . l23l

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OUR FIRST GRADE PRIMER-Continued LESSON TWO See the bum? ' Yes. p Why is he a bum? Because he bums things from other people. I don't do that. Why should he? It is beyond your understanding. But I really want to know. Well, you remember the Senior in Lesson One? Yes, he was going to rule the world. He finally got a job counting people seeking relief. Why do people need relief? Because they lost all their money in the last Hood. I get it-flood-relief. No, more relief and fewer floods. What does he do now that he got promoted to a bum? He just travels and travels. Where does he go? In the direction of the crowd. What will he see when he gets there? The filthy streets of another burg. But why does he like to visit smelly places? Because the artist so truthfully pictured him as starting at the bottom and rising to the top. But he didn't rise to the top. Exceptions to every rule--Class dismissed. MODERN MODE A hundred years ago today With wilderness here, With powder in his gun, the man Went hunting for the deer. But now the sport is somewhat changed, And on the ultra-modern plan, With powder on her cheeks, the dear Goes out to get her man. l25l