Myrtle Point High School - Bobcat Yearbook (Myrtle Point, OR)

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LAUGHS A young theologian named Fiddle Refused to accept the degree, “For,” said he, “tis enough to be Fiddle Without being Fiddle D. D. ” If a body sees a body Flunking in a quiz, If a body helps a body Is it the teacher’s biz? Little Willie was such a pessimist that he was convinced that if only one school teacher should be able to get back from Europe it would be his teacher. Abbie—I’m very careful about my make-up. Zella—Quite right, dear, you want to look the part even if you can’t play it. Boy: Miss Jones, you are very beautiful. Lady: Thank you, Bobby. Boy: Oh, that’s all right! Us boy scouts have to do one kind act every day. Barton, having won a star for learning the 23rd psalm, told his mother about it. The next day his little sister asked her mother for a star if she would learn the poem about the goose. The curious mother asked the boy what she meant. He said, “Oh she means the ducksology.” (doxology) The Sophomore class is thinking of taking up a collection to buy some cough syrup for Nola’s Bark. Senior—“I must go and dress for Gym.” Elva—“Who in thunder is he?” Miss DeVore (Sophomore English) —“What do we get out of this course that’s worth while?” Elton- “One credit.” TWENTY-EIGHT

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CLUBS AND ORGANIZATIONS The Student Body Just what the name implies. Every Student interested in the desire for a “better High School.” 1st semester. 2nd semester Floyd Wimberly, Pres. Abbie Elwood, Sec. Ervin Barklow, Treas. Chester Adams. Hazel Wade. Ervin Barklow. The Pierian Debating Club The Pierian Debating Club is the first literary society of any kind to be organized in our High School. It was organized under the leadership of Miss DeVore who is also an active member of the society. The mame Pierian means Spring of Knowledge, and this is what we are all striving to find. It is our sincere desire that this club may be permanently organized in our High School. The Dianas The Dianas was organized amomg the girls of the High School under the leadership of Miss Scaiefe. Its chief object is to promote the general health and welfare of the High School girls. Special advice is given on proper eating and clothing, the required amount of sleep and correct exercise. In fact the correct living and general hygiene of young High School girls that they may become healthy, attractive and robust women. Their principal exercise is “hiking”. The Council The council is composed of one member from each class. Their duty is to look into school affairs, settle disputes, decide on bills, etc. 1st semester 2nd semester Josephine Hayes. Chairman. Chester Adams. Ervin Barklow. Floyd Walker. Floyd Wimberly. Andrew Bryant. Elva Green. Roy Spires. Juanita Hayes. TWENTY-SEVEN

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High School Band CHIS band is composed of students of the high school and grammar school, and it is the only musical organization of the high school. It contains eighteen pieces and is under the instruction of Professor Davidson. THE following pages contain the advertisments of loyal friends of our high school. They have helped us greatly in creating whatever merit our annual may possess, and such support should be appreciated by members of our school. It should be our endeavor to make that appreciation in patronage, therefore the Orpheus staff wishes every friend of the high school to consider the advertisers favorably. Listen people, if you do not look through the ads f you will miss a lot of good hearty laughs. TWENTY-NINE