Muskegon High School - Said and Done Yearbook (Muskegon, MI)

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U-4-SP7 - Y -W --- - ---- ' CLASS ' PIQOPHIEOY Here he comes ! The cry rang out through the realms of eternity and the dwelling place of those on earth called dead. A crowd of fieet, nimble footed spirits rushed toward the newcomer and surrounded him. The air was filled with shouts, such as: It's about time you arrived ! How did you get here 7 How's everything getting along without us? You're just in time ! At length the object of the queries. who Was Noel Black, found a chance to explain laugh- the High School in the assembly for upper-class ingly: I was delivering an address on the top of the Woolworth building and my foot slipped and-well, here I am! But, why the confu- sion? Why am I just in time? Well, you see, said a very tall man, the spokesman of the crowd, the whole class of '22 is here and we'd like to know what each one has been doing since we parted. So we just de- cided to assemble and get acquainted once more. As you were the last president, we were wait- ing for you to conduct the meeting. The - er - sprites nodded their heads wise- ly. President Black scrutinized the tall man and lo! it was Paul A. Beckquist! Fine. Please come to order, commanded the president, loudly. We shall omit the min- utes of the last meeting. fThis remark was greeted by dainty roars of laughterj When the secretary calls your name, rise and tell us what you did up-ahem!-I mean back on earth. The secretary, with the class roll in her hand, rose and called the first name: Edith Aamodtf' I was the director of the best Coon Band at every function where pep was wanted. Vonda Archerf' I donated my millions to a library at Hart and I had so little money left that I had to work there myself. Elsa Aue. I raised poultry-imported--and sold it to individuals exclusively. Paul Beckquistf' I worked for years on a formula to make people grow. Finally I succeeded and after I had tried it on a guinea pig, which immediately grew to the size of a Newfoundland dog, I took a dose myself. Noel Black. I was inspired by a teacher of Public Speaking and I took up oratory. Now my speeches are used in place of the ones in 'De- mocracy of To-day'. Inez Boozerf' ' My hobby was a rose garden. I grew thousands of beautiful roses each year. Henry Bovenkerkf' IE v-- Training the dancers in the 'Follies' was my job. Very enjoyable. Opal Briggs. The Kresge Five and Ten Cent stores are located in all the large cities of the United States. I was Vice-president and General Man- ager of them all. - 'tGertrude Brouwer. I ran a beauty parlor which catered to blondes. Lois Brown. I had just eaten lunch with Rudolphe Valentino and I was on my way to England to marry the Prince of Wales. Then a great big fish came along and ate up the boat ! Paul Albert. I was taught to be a minister, but I turn- ed to Christian Science and my career Was lost. Russell Buitendorpf' I was a Socialist and ran-Well, unsuccess- fully for the office of assistant city clerk at Hol- ton, Michigan. Thomas Bush. My money was earned on a chicken ranch at my father's summer resort. William Bush. The 'Rolicks of '32'was my show. Pretty good, what ? Elizabeth Canning. I became famous after making a three mile dive from an airplane into the English Channel. Incidentally, I became dead. Paul Castenholtzf' I had made a fortune selling pocket radios to Frenchmen and I came back to get the little lady. But, oh! just before my happiness was to be completed, I had a shock from my radio, and-I can't go on, oh, oh, oh ! Robert Cavanaughf' More men have been put in Congress by me than by any other man! I was the political boss of my district. Dorothy Cayanf' I found a successful freckle cream at last! Need I say more? What bliss I Dorothy Chamberlain. . No answer. Where is she ? She must be on earth yet. Only the good die young, you know. The last I heard of her she was knitting scarves for the natives of Africa. This was offered by an accommodat- ing spirit who hovered near. Thyra Christiansen. I had a studio in New York where I taught flappers to laugh musically. I was well adapted to my work. Dorothy Collier. I was a French designer and ruled the styles of the world. Paul Cook. I was the croquet champion of the world, after football and other rough games went out of style in 1930. Lawrence Cudahyf' Dentistry was always my ambition. I worked out a method of teeth extraction by hypnotism. K A

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