Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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An Irishman who was rather too fond of strong drink was asked by the parish priest: My son, how do you expect to get into heaven?'7 The Irishman replied: Shure, and that's aisy. When I get 130 the gates of heaven I'll open the door and shut the door, and open the door and shut the door, an' keep on doing that till St. Peter gets im- patient and says, 'For goodness sake, Mike, either come in or stay outl' Although the war is over, And the cause we know is right, Mr. Keeran joined the army 'That paraded through the night. , Plenty of Room Inside Grandmother.- VVhy, Bennie, what a big dinner you're eating 7? for such a little boy. l Bennie.-' 'Yes, I know I ain't very big, but I've got an awful thin shell. Easy Money for Alpha Lynn C.-'LAlpha is a very fortunate girl. Gordon.- Yes? Why? Lynn.- Dunno, but she went to a party last night and played blind man's bluff all evening . The gentlemen hunt around for a girl and when they find one they either kiss her or give a quarter. Shels stopping at the Mountain Inn, But great seclusion seeks, She always dresses in the dark, Because the mountain peaks. A ship without a rudder, A ship without a sail- But the funniest thing of all is- A shirt without a-collar button. PELl'lil1lSO11.-4:W3lI1'6SS, my eocoa's cold.', W3lt1'6SS.-KKI can't help it if your eoco's cold, put your hat on. Cheerful Eddie.- Hello, Bob. Fine moonlight night, isn't it? Grouchy Bob.- That may be, but it isn't tonight that we want. IiaVelle was asked: t'Who was the richest man mentioned in the Bible? He denied that it was Solomon because The Bible tells he slept with his fathers, and if he was rich he 'd have had a bed of his ownf' S

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Wayne 's Compliment Ma, said VVa.yne, Miss Hill gave me a fine compliment today. Oh, did she? said the delighted mother. What did she say to you? ' Well, she didn't exactly say anything to me, but she told Ken- neth he was the Worst boy in school, and that she liked me even better than him. . , 1 - . ,ii Miss Cox.-Arthur, what figure of speech is I love my teacher? Arthur R.-Sarcasm. Mother Cwho is teaching her son Arthur the alphabetj.- Now, Arthur, what comes after G? Arthur G.- VVhiz. Mr. Parkinson.- The hand that rocks the cradle- rules the world. Don't forget that. His Wife.- Then you come in and rule the World a while. I'ni tired. Harland treading the Biblej.- Pa, it tells here about the evil spirits entering into the swine. Father.- VtIell, my son?', Harland.- WIas that how they get the first deviled ham? .Salesman-'iNow that you 've seen all the blankets, which kind do you Wish? Miss Barlow.- NVell, I was only looking for a friend, and didn't expect to buy. Salesman.- Well, ma'am, if you think she is in that remaining blanket up there, I'll take it down for you. NVhat goes all the way from here to the Pacific coast Without moving? The railroad tracks. Roscoe.-' ' I got a compliment at the party last night. Melba..- How's that? Roscoe.- Miss Hill told me I was among the best looking boys there. Melba.- Yes, I saw you among them, too. Keeran.-Olsen, you should pull down the curtains when you kiss your wifeg I saw you last night. Olsen.- John, the joke's on you3 I wasn't home last night. Bright Freshie.- They used heads like the Seniors have in the White House-but they used them for door knobs. S