Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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'H - l The Product of Experience - f At first sight the Chevrolet FB 50 inspires eonficlenee-confidence that grows with intimacy. And there 's nothing more gratifying than the knowledge that its convenience and unusual comfort are costing you a ininimum of expense. ll-'ia-III Carlisle Motor Company MURRAY, UTAH Phone Murray 483 5- X X se j N

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Mother.- Blaine, what's this I hear about you not rising 'Lf' offer your seat to a lady in the street car. Blaine.-- AW, what was the use, ma? She c0uldn't sit d0W11 Where three of me got up. Can We squeeze in this crowded car? asked the polite man. Maybe, Avonf' replied sweet Melba, but don't you think We'd 77 better Wait until we get home? - Figleafily Speaking Efficiency, observed the business expert, dates back to the Garden of Eden. How so? blurted the rank outsider. Well, that 's Where they first used the loose leaf system. 1 Pawses! Lucile Miller having her music lesson Was asked by her teacher, What are pauses? Hill the Lucile.- Things that grow on pussy cats. Lewis.- You know I love you. VVill you marry me? Della.-'KBut my dear boy, I refused you only a Week ago. Lewis.- Oh, was that you? It pays to smile-but it doesn't pay much. Mother.- Robert, will you be quiet for a bit? Robert.- I'll do it for two bits. Inspector.- Any abnormal children in your English class, Miss ?7Y Miss Hill.- Yes, one of them is Well behaved. There was a. timid knock at the door. If you please, kind lady, beggar said, I've lost my right leg. f'Well, it isn't here, retorted Miss Brown, and slammed the door. face Mr. McMillan.- Darling, I've made up my mind to stav home. Wife.- Too late, Elmo, I've made up 1ny1face to go out-. Della T.- I like a boy of few words and many actions. Ho.-'fYou want my brother, he has St. Vitus dance. Dick.- Barber, why did you drop that steaming towel on my ?77 Barber.- Because it was too hot to hold, sir. N

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An Irishman who was rather too fond of strong drink was asked by the parish priest: My son, how do you expect to get into heaven?'7 The Irishman replied: Shure, and that's aisy. When I get 130 the gates of heaven I'll open the door and shut the door, and open the door and shut the door, an' keep on doing that till St. Peter gets im- patient and says, 'For goodness sake, Mike, either come in or stay outl' Although the war is over, And the cause we know is right, Mr. Keeran joined the army 'That paraded through the night. , Plenty of Room Inside Grandmother.- VVhy, Bennie, what a big dinner you're eating 7? for such a little boy. l Bennie.-' 'Yes, I know I ain't very big, but I've got an awful thin shell. Easy Money for Alpha Lynn C.-'LAlpha is a very fortunate girl. Gordon.- Yes? Why? Lynn.- Dunno, but she went to a party last night and played blind man's bluff all evening . The gentlemen hunt around for a girl and when they find one they either kiss her or give a quarter. Shels stopping at the Mountain Inn, But great seclusion seeks, She always dresses in the dark, Because the mountain peaks. A ship without a rudder, A ship without a sail- But the funniest thing of all is- A shirt without a-collar button. PELl'lil1lSO11.-4:W3lI1'6SS, my eocoa's cold.', W3lt1'6SS.-KKI can't help it if your eoco's cold, put your hat on. Cheerful Eddie.- Hello, Bob. Fine moonlight night, isn't it? Grouchy Bob.- That may be, but it isn't tonight that we want. IiaVelle was asked: t'Who was the richest man mentioned in the Bible? He denied that it was Solomon because The Bible tells he slept with his fathers, and if he was rich he 'd have had a bed of his ownf' S