Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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Mother.- Blaine, what's this I hear about you not rising 'Lf' offer your seat to a lady in the street car. Blaine.-- AW, what was the use, ma? She c0uldn't sit d0W11 Where three of me got up. Can We squeeze in this crowded car? asked the polite man. Maybe, Avonf' replied sweet Melba, but don't you think We'd 77 better Wait until we get home? - Figleafily Speaking Efficiency, observed the business expert, dates back to the Garden of Eden. How so? blurted the rank outsider. Well, that 's Where they first used the loose leaf system. 1 Pawses! Lucile Miller having her music lesson Was asked by her teacher, What are pauses? Hill the Lucile.- Things that grow on pussy cats. Lewis.- You know I love you. VVill you marry me? Della.-'KBut my dear boy, I refused you only a Week ago. Lewis.- Oh, was that you? It pays to smile-but it doesn't pay much. Mother.- Robert, will you be quiet for a bit? Robert.- I'll do it for two bits. Inspector.- Any abnormal children in your English class, Miss ?7Y Miss Hill.- Yes, one of them is Well behaved. There was a. timid knock at the door. If you please, kind lady, beggar said, I've lost my right leg. f'Well, it isn't here, retorted Miss Brown, and slammed the door. face Mr. McMillan.- Darling, I've made up my mind to stav home. Wife.- Too late, Elmo, I've made up 1ny1face to go out-. Della T.- I like a boy of few words and many actions. Ho.-'fYou want my brother, he has St. Vitus dance. Dick.- Barber, why did you drop that steaming towel on my ?77 Barber.- Because it was too hot to hold, sir. N

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