Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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My ? Readers: If you find it impossible to l'lUo1 - - . ' c 5 1 at the Jokes of the ave, ouma ind it possible to laugh at the age of the jokes. D y y NYG Object to heafillg gi1'lS 110W-a-days referred to as skirts There is very little reason for such a name. ' A .Modern H omer vVl16ilI the Grecian Homer smote his lyre, e smote his Way to fameg But many million simple souls Have never heard his name. VVheKIiI1onier Bradford smites the ball,i n smites it o'er the fence, His homer makes the Grecian one Resemble thirty cents. A Bunch of Keys What key is the hardest to turn? QA donkeyj What key is the most amusing? QA monkeyj What keys are the brightest? QYankees.j What keys are the best to eat? CTurkeys.j What key is the best to drink? QWhiskey.D A Fare View Joe K.- lf you could see a dog's lungs What Would you see? Jim B.-I dunno. Joe K.- You would see the seat of his pants. Mr. Erekson-Will, don't you know it's Wrong to ish on Sun- day? Will-I'm not fishing, Papa, I'm only teaching this angle Worm to swim.

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There was an explosion at the works and the manager was col- lecting details as to how it occurred. You see, sir, said the employee, there was an escaPe of gas and old Thoma.s went to find it with a candle. . With a candle! gasped the manager, VI should think that would have been the last thing on earth he Would have done. It was, sir. M cet-M eat They met on the bridge at midnight, But they 'll never meet again, For she was a cow east-bound, And he was a west-bound train. Mr. Robinson was taking census of a negro diStI'iC'E- While he was questioning Mrs. Johnson her little boy behaved very badly. That certainly is a spoiled child, remarked Mr. Robinson. Oh, no mister, dat chil' am not spoiled, all colored ch1l'ren smell dat way. Oh dear, said Gordon one Friday night, I don 't know what to do with my week-end Cfishing for a datej. Luvern Ccoldlyj.- Put your hat on it. Truman.- That horse knows about as much as I do. Jake.- Well, don 't tell anybody. You might wan't to sell him some day. A city man, visiting a small country town, boarded a stage drawn by two dilapidated looking horses. In paying the driver he found he had no other currency but a one dollar bill. This he offered to the driver. The latter took it, looked it over a moment in a surprised manner, then asked: Which horse dog you want? Mr. McMillan asked his eighth grade class: What are the sister states? Stella E. answered.- I'm not sure, but I should think they were Miss Ouri, Ida Ho, Mary Land, Collie Fornia, Louisa Anna, Dela Ware, Minne Sota and Mrs. Sippi. She.-Look here, Arden, you've been drinking, I can smell your breath. Mr. Olsen.-You'r mistaken, my dear, I've been eating frog legs, you can smell the hops. Sylvester is the most tender-hearted man I ever saw. 'AIS he kind to animals, asked Eva. I should say so. lVhy, when he found the family cat insisted on sleeping in the coalbin, he immediately ordered a ton of soft coalf' 's