Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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Sand and Dollars Q If you have the Sand to stick to it you can turn time into dollars of your own, and they, in turn will pile up at four per cent compound interest. - U Start a Savings Account Today. L'Iif1IC3U,ij First ational Bank Murray, Utah

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J. When You Want Hay, Grain, Flour or Feed Of any kind, call Murray 431 PRACTICAL TAILOR CZ th M cl t 0 ol 'TT The Hay and Grain Man L Z cl G t S t S1 ltd: We also carry a, full line of 4907 S Sr t MURRAY Poultry Supplies This space paid for by Qlhrintrnnnn Svtnhin Murray, Utah

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Gardner.- Parkinson, see those two pretty girls over there? Wheii I came this morning' they smiled at me. Parkinson.- That's nothing, I laughed out loud When I first saw you. Miss Cox.- Give me ha sentence using income. Carmelita- I opened a door and income a cat. Little grains of powder, Little daubs, of paint, Makes a nice young lady Look like what she ain't. Arthur Ruben came to school the other day with the following excuse: Please excuse Arthur. He got wet in the a. m. and was sick in the p. m. , 'fWell, said the waiter to Reid Erekson, who had just had his coffee cup refilled for the seventh time, you must be very fond of coffeefl A 9 -l Yes, indeed, answered Reid, or I wouldn't be drinking so much water to get a little. She Was ct Teacher Miss Bennion.- Confess now, you principals like talkative teach- ers as well as the others. Mr. Gaufin.- I-I'm, what others are there? Mr. Viforld.- But why do you let your wife spend all your money? Mr. Olsen.- Because Ild rather argue with you than with her. Waiter.- We do all our cooking by electricity here. Dugan- Take this egg out and give it another shock. Now, said the doctor to Mr. Keeran, if you will take this medicine you will sleep like a baby. , The patient surveyed the prescription doubtfully. XVell, doctor, he answered, if you mean like our baby, I guess I won't take it. A Freshman handed this in for a 500 word theme- , Little Bobby had sn small dog. One night it failed to come to the door for its supper. Bobby ran to the barn crying: Here tip, here tip-two hundred and thirtyethree times. Mrs. Boggess.- She says small checks will be in style for new spring costumes. Mr. Boggess.-' ' Thank goodness. S