Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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Wayne 's Compliment Ma, said VVa.yne, Miss Hill gave me a fine compliment today. Oh, did she? said the delighted mother. What did she say to you? ' Well, she didn't exactly say anything to me, but she told Ken- neth he was the Worst boy in school, and that she liked me even better than him. . , 1 - . ,ii Miss Cox.-Arthur, what figure of speech is I love my teacher? Arthur R.-Sarcasm. Mother Cwho is teaching her son Arthur the alphabetj.- Now, Arthur, what comes after G? Arthur G.- VVhiz. Mr. Parkinson.- The hand that rocks the cradle- rules the world. Don't forget that. His Wife.- Then you come in and rule the World a while. I'ni tired. Harland treading the Biblej.- Pa, it tells here about the evil spirits entering into the swine. Father.- VtIell, my son?', Harland.- WIas that how they get the first deviled ham? .Salesman-'iNow that you 've seen all the blankets, which kind do you Wish? Miss Barlow.- NVell, I was only looking for a friend, and didn't expect to buy. Salesman.- Well, ma'am, if you think she is in that remaining blanket up there, I'll take it down for you. NVhat goes all the way from here to the Pacific coast Without moving? The railroad tracks. Roscoe.-' ' I got a compliment at the party last night. Melba..- How's that? Roscoe.- Miss Hill told me I was among the best looking boys there. Melba.- Yes, I saw you among them, too. Keeran.-Olsen, you should pull down the curtains when you kiss your wifeg I saw you last night. Olsen.- John, the joke's on you3 I wasn't home last night. Bright Freshie.- They used heads like the Seniors have in the White House-but they used them for door knobs. S

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A Glorious Game Mr. G-aufin had just taken his seat when the game began, and he was all agog with interest. Five minutes passed, and then he saw Elmer lying on the ground and he rushed to see what had happened- Keep back there! shouted the umpire. But a man has been hurt. 'Tis only two broken ribs. Two minutes later Fenton was left stranded. The umpire had his eyes on Mr. Gaufin and said: Keep right where you are. He 's simply got his knee cap kicked off. VVhen Homer fell out, Mr. Gaufin rose up in his excitement, but the umpire shook his fist and said: Only a broken leg, and he's proud of it. You seem as nervous as an old woman. But they are being hurt! There 's Roscoe down. Oh, pshaw! His spine is simply twisted out of plumb. There goes Joe, shouted Mr. Gauiin. His neck is broken, I guess, but it's a glorious game. Never saw things more lively. Say, someone will be killed outright! shouted Mr. Gauiin. XVhy, of course they will, but that's part of the game. There he goes, he said, as Earl fell. I'll bet he was dead before he hit the ground. Beautiful game -beautiful ! Say, said Mr. Gautin, 'twill they kill any more men? If you think they will Illl go home. Yes, three or four more, but that 's to be expected. However, if you are not feeling well you may go home. Football does affect some people queerlyf' it But ' NZD held CTU close within his arms. He looked deep into her glittering eyes and searched her very soul. Nearer and nearer he pressed her wilting form to him., Their hearts beat wildly. Slowly her face was lifted to his. Herf half parted lips gave forth the heat of burning coals. They stood quivering as blades of grass kissed by the passing breeze. A few loose strands! of her chestnut hair mad- dened him. He pressed his fevered lips to hers-closer-closer-when all of a sudden the poor yap sneezed and spoiled it all. Lewis.-Oh, gee, wouldn't it be nice to own a. Ford to take a Tripp to a theatre? Miss Burrows, to conductor.- NVhat end of this car do you get off at? Truman.-' 'Either end, lady, both ends stop.' ' S