Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

Page 85 text:

The Faculty Behold! The Faculty of 1920, With their sticks and heads of knowledge, They 've striven hard, 'tis their desire To send us straight to college. Oh, look! Here is his majesty, Mr. Gaufin, NVith his wonderful knowledge he has won a good name, Miss Hartley follows closely upon his trail, Just ask her to tell you about the Ucatstailf' Here 's our wonderful coach, Monseur Gardner, Who claims he will dance through life minus a partner, Don 't whisper a word, but I don 't think it so, Just keep your eye on somebody, and you, too, will say no Mrs. Fleming 's a motto: Silence is golden, And those who don 't follow will receive a seoldinlg Stop! Look! and marvel, Miss Jones, the cook, Is deeply absorbed in a 1920 cook book. Here 's t'Porky, HMeMilly and AiRlghtIlll1'Q,7, too All three together make fine mulligan stew, Listen! 'tis Robinson's voice, so mellow, And the giggle of Russon, that cute little fellow. 7 Madamoiselle Keate teaches oral expression, She claims teaching is her profession, Miss Sudbury, with her bright, cheery smile, Assigns shorthand in a great, big pile. Math! Math! Best friend of Miss Ware, The dear little teacher with golden hair, A genius in sewing, is our Miss Tuckfield, A sweet little teacher with lips firmly sealed. Mr, Boggess, principal of Arlington School, Gets his knowledge from the Golden Rule, Miss Collins is our 'tBabies' advisor, Look at any one class, but she looks the wiser.

Page 84 text:

Howe-Don't you know how to dance? Earlo-I know the holds, but don 't know thesteps. il' il? 111 Mr. Gardner' Cin restaurantj-My, this is muddy coffee. WVaiter-It ought to be. It was only ground this morning. ' C2 CY +13 Rulon Cgoing into a clothing storej-I want something to hang my pants on. ' ' Clerk-Yes, sirg suspenders, sir? Q Cf Cr How much is the toll? asked two old women of an Indian tollgate keeper. Twenty cents for a man and a horse. Well, then, get out of the way. WG71'6 two old women and a mare. Get up, J ennyf' Cf iii if! She-Sir, can you tell me roughly what time the show is over? He-Yes, you insignificant, measely little pest. About 10:30. Cl' il? C2 Ribald Eve never could fool Adam about her age. He knew how old his rib was.-Judge. if Cr Ur Paul-This rope is too short on one end. 1 Ea1'lo-Well, why not cut a piece off the other end and tie it on. CYou were a born genius, Earloj Q 111' CI' It is not what you know that counts in a test, but how much you know of what the teacher asks. Q' 111' Cl' Would He Do in Public Speaking?-This Is True Elma-Rulon told me a long story last night. Louise-Is he an interesting story-teller? Elma-I should say so, he held his audience from start to finish. if? D fl' True love, like a Ford, never runs smoothly. C! CI' if Erma-See my cow, mamma. Mother-That isnlt a cow, dear. Erma-NVhy, yes, it is. Mother-But it hasn't any tale. Erma-Yes, mama, but Mr. Russon said to get the general effect and not to mind cle-tails. I f 1 RT

Page 86 text:

5 ' V .,,?'.. , ,',1.,'5.,i22:'-. ' Miss Schwan, the teacher of English, is fond Of encouraging people to vote for the bond, She'd advise you to stand back of our school, Make Better schools for Murray, our rule. Well, now comes the end of my story, I hope I've not slighted a one, But in case my memory 's failed me, For your kindness I'1l pay a big fee. D. K. D if CI' Lost A young man about 17-ITVQ, 18 years of age, is rather handsome, has beautiful eyes, long, light, well-greased hair, his usual dress consists of a pair of 8, SMQ, 9 size army shoes, blue serge suit and loud tie. He is known by the various names as Gussie, Punk, Bake. Any knowledge of the whereabouts of that person will be gladly received by Regina at Midvale, 812 Green avenue. if if if! Wanted A tutor, to take the kinks out of my character and place them in my hair. A tutor that can take the nervousness, timidness that possesses me when I am about girls. A tutor that teaches proposals and yet makes you reserved with the same. A tutor that can make milk-blue eyes grow darker and life grow lighter, the heart grow lighter and the tongue more free. Any disclosure pertaining to the above described or any application kindly forward them to C, N. B., per D. H. M. U' U' C1 What Rulon Found in Kamas When the basketball team journeyed to Kamas, Rulon was the first to find the following rules in the hotel: I. Guests are requested not to speak to the dumb waiter. II. Guests desiring to practice baseball will find a pitcher on the stand. III. If room is too warm open the window and see the fireescape. IV. If troubled with the nightmare you will find a rope at the foot of the bed. V. As there is no clock in the room, just listen to the bed tick. VI. Do not eat your soup with a fork. VII. If thirsty, you will find a spring in the bed. S f 113