Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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Howe-Don't you know how to dance? Earlo-I know the holds, but don 't know thesteps. il' il? 111 Mr. Gardner' Cin restaurantj-My, this is muddy coffee. WVaiter-It ought to be. It was only ground this morning. ' C2 CY +13 Rulon Cgoing into a clothing storej-I want something to hang my pants on. ' ' Clerk-Yes, sirg suspenders, sir? Q Cf Cr How much is the toll? asked two old women of an Indian tollgate keeper. Twenty cents for a man and a horse. Well, then, get out of the way. WG71'6 two old women and a mare. Get up, J ennyf' Cf iii if! She-Sir, can you tell me roughly what time the show is over? He-Yes, you insignificant, measely little pest. About 10:30. Cl' il? C2 Ribald Eve never could fool Adam about her age. He knew how old his rib was.-Judge. if Cr Ur Paul-This rope is too short on one end. 1 Ea1'lo-Well, why not cut a piece off the other end and tie it on. CYou were a born genius, Earloj Q 111' CI' It is not what you know that counts in a test, but how much you know of what the teacher asks. Q' 111' Cl' Would He Do in Public Speaking?-This Is True Elma-Rulon told me a long story last night. Louise-Is he an interesting story-teller? Elma-I should say so, he held his audience from start to finish. if? D fl' True love, like a Ford, never runs smoothly. C! CI' if Erma-See my cow, mamma. Mother-That isnlt a cow, dear. Erma-NVhy, yes, it is. Mother-But it hasn't any tale. Erma-Yes, mama, but Mr. Russon said to get the general effect and not to mind cle-tails. I f 1 RT

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A '4 -?. A I . 'r 5 . Q , 5' N.ifY:3' . 1 3. out. the Noisy boys in assembly are like good ideas-they should be carried if! U' CP I Guess He Was Miss Schwan-NVho was the first man? Rulon-lVashington. Miss Schwan-No,.Adam was the first man. Rulon-Of course, if you 're speaking of foreigners, I suppose he was. I-if Cf '13 Bacon-I haven 't slept for days. Regina-NVhat's the matter, sick? Bacon-No, I sleep at night. ill' iii' fi A Murray girl eloped, dressed in her father 's clothes. The next day newspaper came out with the account of the elopement headed: Flees in Father 's Pants. UP if CY ii! Reuben Jensen to Barber-I want my hair cut. Barber-Any particular way? Reuben-Yes, off. Ur 'GP Q Earl A.-I've lived on vegetables only for two weeks. Mrs. P.-That's nothing. I 've lived on earth for a number of years. U' CP il? Miss I-Iartley, in history class-Who knows where I-Iill Cumorrah is? Earl Jones, day-dreaming and, on hearing the name Cumorrah, stood and shouted: Up on 27th South! iii' CY Cf It Is Given Up J im-Dad, what does a volcano do with its lava? Dad, after some thought-I give it up. Jim-So does the volcano. C? 53' C2 Deiinitions I Optimist-A man who still carries a bottle opener on his keyring. Pessimist-A fellow who wears both Suspenders and a belt. U U' 13 The Golden Rule Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. Note-VVe suggest that after you have done that, to do as you please. C1 ii' il' Milton-I can't cash this check for you. I'd be taking a chance. You see, I don 't know you. Bertha-But I'm taking the same chance. I don it know you, either.

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The Faculty Behold! The Faculty of 1920, With their sticks and heads of knowledge, They 've striven hard, 'tis their desire To send us straight to college. Oh, look! Here is his majesty, Mr. Gaufin, NVith his wonderful knowledge he has won a good name, Miss Hartley follows closely upon his trail, Just ask her to tell you about the Ucatstailf' Here 's our wonderful coach, Monseur Gardner, Who claims he will dance through life minus a partner, Don 't whisper a word, but I don 't think it so, Just keep your eye on somebody, and you, too, will say no Mrs. Fleming 's a motto: Silence is golden, And those who don 't follow will receive a seoldinlg Stop! Look! and marvel, Miss Jones, the cook, Is deeply absorbed in a 1920 cook book. Here 's t'Porky, HMeMilly and AiRlghtIlll1'Q,7, too All three together make fine mulligan stew, Listen! 'tis Robinson's voice, so mellow, And the giggle of Russon, that cute little fellow. 7 Madamoiselle Keate teaches oral expression, She claims teaching is her profession, Miss Sudbury, with her bright, cheery smile, Assigns shorthand in a great, big pile. Math! Math! Best friend of Miss Ware, The dear little teacher with golden hair, A genius in sewing, is our Miss Tuckfield, A sweet little teacher with lips firmly sealed. Mr, Boggess, principal of Arlington School, Gets his knowledge from the Golden Rule, Miss Collins is our 'tBabies' advisor, Look at any one class, but she looks the wiser.