Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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A '4 -?. A I . 'r 5 . Q , 5' N.ifY:3' . 1 3. out. the Noisy boys in assembly are like good ideas-they should be carried if! U' CP I Guess He Was Miss Schwan-NVho was the first man? Rulon-lVashington. Miss Schwan-No,.Adam was the first man. Rulon-Of course, if you 're speaking of foreigners, I suppose he was. I-if Cf '13 Bacon-I haven 't slept for days. Regina-NVhat's the matter, sick? Bacon-No, I sleep at night. ill' iii' fi A Murray girl eloped, dressed in her father 's clothes. The next day newspaper came out with the account of the elopement headed: Flees in Father 's Pants. UP if CY ii! Reuben Jensen to Barber-I want my hair cut. Barber-Any particular way? Reuben-Yes, off. Ur 'GP Q Earl A.-I've lived on vegetables only for two weeks. Mrs. P.-That's nothing. I 've lived on earth for a number of years. U' CP il? Miss I-Iartley, in history class-Who knows where I-Iill Cumorrah is? Earl Jones, day-dreaming and, on hearing the name Cumorrah, stood and shouted: Up on 27th South! iii' CY Cf It Is Given Up J im-Dad, what does a volcano do with its lava? Dad, after some thought-I give it up. Jim-So does the volcano. C? 53' C2 Deiinitions I Optimist-A man who still carries a bottle opener on his keyring. Pessimist-A fellow who wears both Suspenders and a belt. U U' 13 The Golden Rule Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. Note-VVe suggest that after you have done that, to do as you please. C1 ii' il' Milton-I can't cash this check for you. I'd be taking a chance. You see, I don 't know you. Bertha-But I'm taking the same chance. I don it know you, either.

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AV fr- ' , -. -.3 .i . . Herb-How would you like to have a pet monkey? Kate-Oh, dearg this is so sudden. CP il? 111' LaVel-VVhy don 't you wipe off your mouthg it 's all over candy? Lalfaughii-Why don 't you Wipe off your owng it's all over your face. ' C1 U' 411' It Will Teach Her to Be Careful Mrs. Elmo McMillan, While using the Wringer, electrically operated, on Monday, caught her hand in the machine, injuring that member most painfully. Elmo says: L'While there were no bones broken, I am glad to say she has suffered more or less from the accident. She is so careless. il' iii' CI' Gardner-Roscoe, can't you keep quiet? Roscoe-Yes, sir. Gardner-Letls hear you do it, then. Cl' U' CY Sense How can I stop my radiator from leaking. Don't put any Water in it. CI' CY il? A Situation the Policy Won't Cover Milt-Did you hear about the accident yesterday. Lyle-No. Milt-A lady fell out of the street car on her own responsibility. CI' Ci' 'Il Rough Work Herbert-Yes, 1,111 continually breaking into song. Rulon-NVe know it. If you had the key you Wouldnlt have to break in. il' Q C2 Street Car Disaster Freshie-Did you hear of the accident on the Murray street car the other day? Mr. Rightinire-No. Freshie-NVell, Miss Hartley had her eye on a seat and a crippled gentleman sat on it. Ci 'Cf III' Mr. Rightmirc-Roscoe, have you ever seen the Catskill mountains? Roscoe-No, sirg but I've seen them kill mice. 'U' Ci' CI' Elma-Mamma, baby brother has fallen down the old Well. Mother-XVhat! without his rubbers on? S f A 'I

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Howe-Don't you know how to dance? Earlo-I know the holds, but don 't know thesteps. il' il? 111 Mr. Gardner' Cin restaurantj-My, this is muddy coffee. WVaiter-It ought to be. It was only ground this morning. ' C2 CY +13 Rulon Cgoing into a clothing storej-I want something to hang my pants on. ' ' Clerk-Yes, sirg suspenders, sir? Q Cf Cr How much is the toll? asked two old women of an Indian tollgate keeper. Twenty cents for a man and a horse. Well, then, get out of the way. WG71'6 two old women and a mare. Get up, J ennyf' Cf iii if! She-Sir, can you tell me roughly what time the show is over? He-Yes, you insignificant, measely little pest. About 10:30. Cl' il? C2 Ribald Eve never could fool Adam about her age. He knew how old his rib was.-Judge. if Cr Ur Paul-This rope is too short on one end. 1 Ea1'lo-Well, why not cut a piece off the other end and tie it on. CYou were a born genius, Earloj Q 111' CI' It is not what you know that counts in a test, but how much you know of what the teacher asks. Q' 111' Cl' Would He Do in Public Speaking?-This Is True Elma-Rulon told me a long story last night. Louise-Is he an interesting story-teller? Elma-I should say so, he held his audience from start to finish. if? D fl' True love, like a Ford, never runs smoothly. C! CI' if Erma-See my cow, mamma. Mother-That isnlt a cow, dear. Erma-NVhy, yes, it is. Mother-But it hasn't any tale. Erma-Yes, mama, but Mr. Russon said to get the general effect and not to mind cle-tails. I f 1 RT