Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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. .,...,1,.a..ff 1 ......., Is Murray High a strictly modern school for young ladies? Judge for yourself. Dancing, motoring, aviation, and stump speak- ing are featured in the curriculum. if iii' Q Smiles She passed, I saw And smiled! She turned And smiled An answer To my smile. I wonder If she, too, Could know Her petticoat Hung down A mile. il? CP CP Rulon-How's this, NVaiter? Youlve charged me two dollars and a half for a plank steak! VVaiter-Sorry, sir, but lumber 's gone up again. U Q G But Sometimes Words Fail What do you call a fellow who plays a saxaphone? t It depends on how rotten he is. U' Ci' iff Miss Wa1'e-Conductor, stop the train. I dropped my wig out of the window. Conductor-Never mind, Madam, there 's a switch just this side of the next station. III' il? 1? Even though nature made our faces, we can pick our teeth. Cf il' Cf I-Iowe-Say, jeweler, why don 't my watch keep good time. The hands won't behave, sirg there 's a pretty girl in the case. Cr U Cr I dreamt last night that my watch was gone And my blood 'most stopped flowingg I awoke to find that it wasn't gone, But--to my surprise-It was going.

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AV fr- ' , -. -.3 .i . . Herb-How would you like to have a pet monkey? Kate-Oh, dearg this is so sudden. CP il? 111' LaVel-VVhy don 't you wipe off your mouthg it 's all over candy? Lalfaughii-Why don 't you Wipe off your owng it's all over your face. ' C1 U' 411' It Will Teach Her to Be Careful Mrs. Elmo McMillan, While using the Wringer, electrically operated, on Monday, caught her hand in the machine, injuring that member most painfully. Elmo says: L'While there were no bones broken, I am glad to say she has suffered more or less from the accident. She is so careless. il' iii' CI' Gardner-Roscoe, can't you keep quiet? Roscoe-Yes, sir. Gardner-Letls hear you do it, then. Cl' U' CY Sense How can I stop my radiator from leaking. Don't put any Water in it. CI' CY il? A Situation the Policy Won't Cover Milt-Did you hear about the accident yesterday. Lyle-No. Milt-A lady fell out of the street car on her own responsibility. CI' Ci' 'Il Rough Work Herbert-Yes, 1,111 continually breaking into song. Rulon-NVe know it. If you had the key you Wouldnlt have to break in. il' Q C2 Street Car Disaster Freshie-Did you hear of the accident on the Murray street car the other day? Mr. Rightinire-No. Freshie-NVell, Miss Hartley had her eye on a seat and a crippled gentleman sat on it. Ci 'Cf III' Mr. Rightmirc-Roscoe, have you ever seen the Catskill mountains? Roscoe-No, sirg but I've seen them kill mice. 'U' Ci' CI' Elma-Mamma, baby brother has fallen down the old Well. Mother-XVhat! without his rubbers on? S f A 'I