Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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. .,...,1,.a..ff 1 ......., Is Murray High a strictly modern school for young ladies? Judge for yourself. Dancing, motoring, aviation, and stump speak- ing are featured in the curriculum. if iii' Q Smiles She passed, I saw And smiled! She turned And smiled An answer To my smile. I wonder If she, too, Could know Her petticoat Hung down A mile. il? CP CP Rulon-How's this, NVaiter? Youlve charged me two dollars and a half for a plank steak! VVaiter-Sorry, sir, but lumber 's gone up again. U Q G But Sometimes Words Fail What do you call a fellow who plays a saxaphone? t It depends on how rotten he is. U' Ci' iff Miss Wa1'e-Conductor, stop the train. I dropped my wig out of the window. Conductor-Never mind, Madam, there 's a switch just this side of the next station. III' il? 1? Even though nature made our faces, we can pick our teeth. Cf il' Cf I-Iowe-Say, jeweler, why don 't my watch keep good time. The hands won't behave, sirg there 's a pretty girl in the case. Cr U Cr I dreamt last night that my watch was gone And my blood 'most stopped flowingg I awoke to find that it wasn't gone, But--to my surprise-It was going.