Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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Louise-Did you understand the baseball game? Nola--I don't remember much except that all the disputes were settled by a man called a vampire. At registration time Miss Sanders forgot one small girl's name and not wishing to show her lack of memory she asked the girl if she spelled her name with an i or an He. The little girl replied, 'My name is Hill. Mr, Neilsonls picture must be a perfect likeness of himself. Why? Because he had it taken two weeks ago and hasn't shown it to anyone. 1. 'Bill Peters-The dentist told me I had a large cavity that needed filling. . Minerva-Did he recommend any special course of study? John--I wonlt play opposite you in the play anymore. Lyle--VVhy not? john-Because l don't like the taste of the rouge you use. wi...-.-fi-l Milton-ls my report ready. Stella-XVhat is your name. Milton-lt's on the envelope. l,,ii,.i.i1l Mrs, Sorenson-VVhere does the jelly fish get its jelly? Dorothy-From the ocean currents. Miss Keate-The scene is ready. Run up the curtain. Gordon-VVhat do you think I am, a squirrel. E5 mixing? E: H A EEE E - - F - : : 2111111 zz !!! 2 Vllll..IllIISIN!!!IIH.,lN.'.'l.QI.'Nlllylslj 8

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Mr. New Neighbor-Your son's fiddle lessons must have cost you a pretty penny. Mr. Martin fElmo's fatherj-Yes, but it was worth it. I bought the houses on either side of ours for half their value. Cliff-Listen, Lyle, I lay down my heart, my life, my fortune and my all at your feet. Lyle-Please don't litter up the room. Gordon-I have a bad head this morning. Sylva-I'm so sorry, I do hope you will be able to shake it off. Mr. Mangleson wants something done to the firms that do not sell as they advertise. He saw an ad which read, Buy 0'Flanagan' Rub- ber Heels. Fifty cents attached. He bought a pair but couldn't find the fifty cents attached, and he claims he was swindled. Miss Schwan Cin general sciencej-Class, upon what does the hibernating bear subsist during the winter months? Olga-On the hopes of an early spring. Mr. Gaufin was back east a few months ago and while there he attended a fashionable party. Some bon bons were being served by a negro waiter. Mr. Gaufin saw a large chocolate on the corner of the tray and attempted to take it, but it would not be dislodged. He tried again and was stopped by the waiter who said: Beg pardon, sir, but that is my thumb. Mr. Boggess was testing milk, and while doing so he turned the handle of the machine to show how it worked. Students, you see this machine is turned by a crank. The class thought so too. Mr. Russon in his noisy Seventh grade art class. Students, this noise must stop. Every time I open my mouth an idiot begins to talk. Mr. Robinson- I am the best authority upon this subject that lives. e , , A voice from the rear, What's the matter? Did you klll all the rest P Miss Fowler Qin a smart Eighth grade geography classj-lfVhat iS a dromedary? Stanley Clay-A two masted camel.

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