Murray High School - Crest Yearbook (Murray, UT)

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Mr. New Neighbor-Your son's fiddle lessons must have cost you a pretty penny. Mr. Martin fElmo's fatherj-Yes, but it was worth it. I bought the houses on either side of ours for half their value. Cliff-Listen, Lyle, I lay down my heart, my life, my fortune and my all at your feet. Lyle-Please don't litter up the room. Gordon-I have a bad head this morning. Sylva-I'm so sorry, I do hope you will be able to shake it off. Mr. Mangleson wants something done to the firms that do not sell as they advertise. He saw an ad which read, Buy 0'Flanagan' Rub- ber Heels. Fifty cents attached. He bought a pair but couldn't find the fifty cents attached, and he claims he was swindled. Miss Schwan Cin general sciencej-Class, upon what does the hibernating bear subsist during the winter months? Olga-On the hopes of an early spring. Mr. Gaufin was back east a few months ago and while there he attended a fashionable party. Some bon bons were being served by a negro waiter. Mr. Gaufin saw a large chocolate on the corner of the tray and attempted to take it, but it would not be dislodged. He tried again and was stopped by the waiter who said: Beg pardon, sir, but that is my thumb. Mr. Boggess was testing milk, and while doing so he turned the handle of the machine to show how it worked. Students, you see this machine is turned by a crank. The class thought so too. Mr. Russon in his noisy Seventh grade art class. Students, this noise must stop. Every time I open my mouth an idiot begins to talk. Mr. Robinson- I am the best authority upon this subject that lives. e , , A voice from the rear, What's the matter? Did you klll all the rest P Miss Fowler Qin a smart Eighth grade geography classj-lfVhat iS a dromedary? Stanley Clay-A two masted camel.

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In English every Freshman had to write his first impression of a large city. johnny Peters wrote-My first impression of Salt Lake' was the tall buildings coming up on a street car. - Mrs. Fleming-What is a hypocrit? Ivery Reed-A boy who comes to school smiling. Miss Ware fin a sad tonej-Why do you cry that way my little man? Arthur--Because it is the only way I know how to cry. Miss Hartley was presiding in our court for demerited students. She was about to pardon one boy when she said, I don't expect to see you here again. Joe-What's the matter, you going to resign? Eddie and Kenneth were in their room dressing when their mother heard Kenneth start to cry. The astonished mother ran to the room to see what was the matter. Kenneth between sobs was able to say, Eddie keeps singing the 'Star Spangled Banner' and I can't sit down to put my stockings on and I'll be late for school. A well known lecturer was speaking on economics and mentioned the fact that in some parts of our country there are many more men than women and suggested that women migrate to that point. One girl was disgusted and left the room, whereupon the man said, I didn't mean that it should be done in such a hurry. Kate-VVill you have some pie, Louis? Louis-Is it compulsory? Kate-No, raspberry. Was there any mail, Nellie. No, mam 3 only a postcard. VVhere is it from. u I don't know, replied Nellie, with an offended air. Do you think that I read your correspondence? g - Perhaps not, but a person who sends a message on a postcard is either stupid or stingyfi That's a fine way to talk about your mother. Elmer went into a cafe for the first time and was a bit nervous when he asked, What have you for dinner today? i The waiter replied, Roastbeeffriedpotatoeschickenstewedapple- dumplingsraisinpuddingmilkandcoffee. Elmer-Give me the third, fifth, seventh and eighth syllables. S

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Louise-Did you understand the baseball game? Nola--I don't remember much except that all the disputes were settled by a man called a vampire. At registration time Miss Sanders forgot one small girl's name and not wishing to show her lack of memory she asked the girl if she spelled her name with an i or an He. The little girl replied, 'My name is Hill. Mr, Neilsonls picture must be a perfect likeness of himself. Why? Because he had it taken two weeks ago and hasn't shown it to anyone. 1. 'Bill Peters-The dentist told me I had a large cavity that needed filling. . Minerva-Did he recommend any special course of study? John--I wonlt play opposite you in the play anymore. Lyle--VVhy not? john-Because l don't like the taste of the rouge you use. wi...-.-fi-l Milton-ls my report ready. Stella-XVhat is your name. Milton-lt's on the envelope. l,,ii,.i.i1l Mrs, Sorenson-VVhere does the jelly fish get its jelly? Dorothy-From the ocean currents. Miss Keate-The scene is ready. Run up the curtain. Gordon-VVhat do you think I am, a squirrel. E5 mixing? E: H A EEE E - - F - : : 2111111 zz !!! 2 Vllll..IllIISIN!!!IIH.,lN.'.'l.QI.'Nlllylslj 8